This guy has been collecting Penii from Icelandic mammals for over 20yrs I think. He’s got dried and pickled Penii from every mammal there except Homo Sapiens, but I think he has contracts with people who will bequeath their organs when they no longer need it.
Argh, I see they’ve moved the museum to Husavik. Bit far to travel- it’s a small town in the northern part of Iceland. But still worth visiting- you can go whale watching in Husavik and then see if you are bigger than a sperm whales’ penis afterwards: http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=111516
NB- I’d broken my ankle in Nepal prior to coming to Iceland in case you were wondering about the crutches
I know I have heard that somewhere before. I am pretty sure it was John Wayne in the movie Ringo Kid: "“Well, there are some things a man just can’t run away from. Ask me about my weiner.”