Ok, I’ve a gig on the weekend involving juggling. I haven’t juggled for a year. Anyone with failsafe crowd pleasing routines? It’s supposed to be a mingling thing and last I juggled, I was fine with 3 club juggling.
Also, any easy to learn club tricks that I can string into a routine?
dont drop the clubs its crowd pleasing, and also pleasing for the one that will be stuck under the club, i know another one that will work to use chainsaws and if they dont like then u can cut them all up lol ok i’m useless but well at least i wrote something
You could have spared the effort. 
Fluxusmaximus, do you do torches?
Dance.
Your post redefines useless. I would advise not even trying next time.
So how/why exactly did you sign up for a gig if you haven’t practiced in forever?
Can you juggle swords/knives/fire?
wow i think u all need to take the pickle out of ur ass and see i was just joking around about it but if u can losen up that much to see that well sucks to be you
Hehe I’m on a sig:) Balance somthing on your nose I used a broom it takes an after noon of practice but who cares.
and how do you suggest that removing a pickle from his bottom will give him the abilty to see your joke? he could be totally lacking a sense of humour?
i suggest juggling toy snakes, the rubber ones and just strange objects. take a sack full, if the object you juggle are wierd and differ from each other you will not have to do the more difficult tricks. also use unicycle? is that an option?
I don’t see a joke in any of this. All it is to me is him making an idiot out of himself.
Written like this, I probably would have chuckled:
Not dropping the clubs is crowd pleasing (it’s also nice for the one tossing the club, too…). You could also try using chainsaws…(and if they don’t like it, you still have chainsaws, and they don’t.
It’s not necessarily that the joke wasn’t funny, it was the delivery. How funny would a comedian be if he stood up there, and no one could understand what he was saying?
then fine b4 i make any joke on here i’ll get u to rewrite it for me, since ur mr all perfect. on happy note i think u should try this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upw2FOrx0TI
Yea I guess I have the ability to juggle torches but it’s gonna be at the airport so I don’t think they’d like me to do that there.
Why did I sign up for a gig when I haven’t practised? Uh… I’m poor and I need new cranks and hub for my uni.
To everyone else, I went off for an hour of practise today (it’s hard with a full time job and all…) and i can proudly announce that I’m proficient once again in 3 club juggling and 2-in-one-hand. And with balls, I can do the shower, mill’s mess, rube’s revenge, romeo’s revenge, the factory, the machine, clawing, columns, 4 balls, etc etc etc. So it’s aaaaalll good I hope. Just have to pick up some showmanship before then.
OK, ok, you have to start the show with my fave Juggling trick. hold the pins in your hand, announce to the crowd that you have three pins that you will juggle with two hands. Then drop a pin and announce that you have two pins that you will juggle with 1 hand. Then drop both pins raise your hands in the air, annouce “No Hands!!!” start pumping your hips back and forth and scream “Two Balls”. It is the funniest thing ever. Then just pick up the pins and leave.
Uh, I haven’t got balls.
That would even be funnier, just don’t drop any pins, keep juggling and announce, two hands, three pins, and no balls and see how many people get it!!!
Actually, I think that is funnier!!!
i’m embarrased to say that made me laugh for at least 5 minutes… that is so funny!
good luck with your act!