Happy birthday Dave!
Go out and fall off some trees today…
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday to youu
Happy Birthday to youuuu
Happy Birthday to THE daaaaave
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu
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YAY! IM OLD! wait… i dont wanna be old… oh well
thanks guys
Yay! Now you can’t be the victim of pedophilia anymore!
happy b day!
are you trying to tell me somthing?..
Happy birthday Dave!
Today is my dad’s birthday too;
He would have been 55.
July birthdays aren’t the best, people tend to vacation in july, but welcome to adulthood!
I just turned 18 on July 6th.
go buy some porn and cigarettes 
thanks man… not sure what im gonna do… maybe ill sleep… i think im getting sick…
Well I’m too young to be a pedophile, but my uncle…he has his eye on you… wink wink
I say your first act of business as a legal adult is to LEGALLY subscribe to those free online porn sites and fight the man by doing it the right way!
For my 18th birthday, I
woke up at 6am and went to work
worked until 1pm
came home and slept from 3 - 10:30pm
ate a light dinner
went back to sleep
ouch… im lucky its not tomorrow…
otherwise i would wake up at 5:45am, go to work till 3:30pm come home for two hours, go to soccer camp for 2 hours… sleep untill 5:45 the next morning… repeat… so basically its not gonna be nice tomorrow…