the dumbest thing you've ever eaten!

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Me and my friends were very hungry, so raided the cupboards and found a whole bunch of cheeses, assorted buscuts, 2 dried tagliatelli things, maionaise, mustard, salad cream and an oxo cube. Oxo cube and cheese is quite nice, with digestives of course! Kieron had a bit of everything in a sandwich and then we dared each other to eat a whole clove each! They are discusting and are not good to eat on their own! they were washed down with crackers and magners, but i can still taste it, it is not nive at all, and its half 1 in the morning and I doubt i will be feeling too good tommorrow. It was funny though.

Seriously what is the dumbest thing you have ever eaten? (theres mine strangly!)

i feel ill now:(

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lol. Well What i ate was a part of a uni :stuck_out_tongue: I ate some foam from a saddle as a dare XD

4

A live rock crab.

5

A live rock.

7

I’ve eaten a paintball before, on purpose. And I’ve also had a pickle milkshake.
And when i was a little kid, I used to play with a one of those metal frying plates that you make muffins with in my sandbox, so I would make sand muffins and eat them. I’ve also eaten a dead fly because my grandpa tricked me into thinking that it was a raisen.

8

Vegetables. Vegetables lack any capacity to be smart.

The smartest thing I’ve ever eaten was Big Red, one of the hogs I raised when I was in 4-H.

9

Bleach.

But when I actually had the ability to think properly (I was 2 when I had bleach) I’d just have to say…a leaf.

Some kid at our school ate dog crap once cause he thought it was a brownie, no joke. xD

EDIT: Never mind, I forgot that I also ate a piece of styrofoam lunch try once. NOT a pleasant experience afterwards.

10

Trans fat.

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a piece of pizza that had been run over by a truck :roll_eyes: :smiley: :roll_eyes: :smiley: :smiley:

12

-An un-opened pack of ran-over winterfresh.
-Dog food
-Paper
-Some kind of unknown plant that I assumed was chives.

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I’ve eaten a lot of sand as a kid, though my sister ate more.

14

meat, posinous plants, vegetarian fastfood.

15

raw steak, its very good. Stupid is what other people call it

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Hey, up yours. :stuck_out_tongue:

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turkeys are pretty stupid, and I’ve had turkey many times.

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All I have to say is, NEVER mix pankakes, hot sauce, and kero syrup. It tastes like what they might serve for breakfast in Hell.

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Ants as an individual are not all that bright. On a group level they exhibit a groupthink that will take over the world.

I’ve eaten a chocolate covered ant. I amused myself by frying ants with a magnifying glass. Hours of fun (this was in the days before video games and home DVD movies). It was only a matter of time before I would come up with the brilliant idea of melting some chocolate over one and eating it.

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i ate a cricket one, it was dead before i got to it. tastes like the way crap smells.

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Ew. Mine was by being shot on the edge of the face mask. My very first hit, in my very first game of paintball. Tastes slightly worse than Power Gel.

I’ve also eaten random bugs, but what cyclist hasn’t?

A few other delicacies I’ve tasted on my travels:

  • 100-year old egg (tasted like the real thing)
  • Jellyfish
  • Snake blood
  • Snake bile
  • Dog

And let’s not forget Uni. On the half-shell! That’s sea urchin, for all you sushi fans. Eaten in Tokyo (after Unicon XII) it was probably shipped in from Santa Barbara, CA.

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You used to be able to buy chocolate covered ants in the UK. Can’t remember which company used to make them. I probably ate some, but can’t remember: long time ago.
…and a quick google reveals they can still be bought, but seem to have become more of a luxury purchase over the years. One seller:
http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=1080