The Best Tattoos Ever

My favorite? 馬鹿外人。
Translation: Stupid foreigner

Basically, since there are stupid people who don’t know the language at all, and yet for some reason want to have it tattooed on their body, some enterprising people just wrote whatever they wanted to write.

You may now commence the wonderful process of pointing and laughing.

You forgot to include the photo of you to go with it. :smiley:

Here’s my favorite:

I would, but I don’t have any tattoos myself.

I highly doubt that the customer actually wanted to have the words 馬鹿外人 written on him. Not that I would pull such a dirty trick, but I have to wonder how the tattoo artist restrained his laughing enough to keep his hand steady and the customer clueless.

a rather fitting website to fit in here
http://www.zug.com/pranks/tattoo/
http://www.zug.com/pranks/chinese-tattoo/
possibly NSFW

The author must be an old, fat and ugly basement creep who’ll never get laid in his entire life. Poor girl. It may be stupid to get a Chinese tattoo(however, one could argue that people get it for aesthetic reasons), but it’s just plain bad convincing her that it means nothing that she thought it does.

On a side-note: I always translate every Asian tattoo I see as: “I love McDonald’s”. No reason.

Definately not Chinese!!!

Well this has been done before, but I have to post anyway’s.

Thanks again Bondo (Scotty)

I’m partial to Bryn Davies’ f-hole tattoos:

fbass tattoo.jpg

With a name like that she’s gotta be Welsh, right?

This from a (very) old copy of National Lampoon Magazine I scanned.

Remind me next time to attach pictures before I hit the ‘submit’ button.

i want to get something like this when im older

i have to say "murray " is quite witty

Ah, the image is down.

Never fear,

http://images.google.co.jp/images?hl=ja&source=hp&q=馬鹿外人&btnG=画像検索&gbv=1

Yeilds this:

Is that the lady who appeared in “Town and Country”?

I came across this and thought it deserving of sharing.

It’s quite opposite of the topic but well.

lol this is soo funny i can only understand some of it as im only half japanese

Not sure…but IMDB doesn’t think so. She is a bass player, and quite a good one. Findable on YouTube under her name, or Uncle Earl, or Peter Rowan and Tony Rice, etc.

I like that they’re the f-holes from her own bass.

I’ve been the same route and it doesn’t appear to be her.
Warren Beatty’s mistress in the movie played the cello, as I recall, but had very simmilar tattoos.
I always thought they were particularly stunning.
I’m guessing they may have been inspired by young Bryn’s artwork?

Well, there seem to be a lot of singular familial words like “father(父),” “older brother(兄),” and “younger sister(妹).”

I think that the guy that has “両思い” (“mutual love” or something of that nature) written on him got what he wanted, too.

Fortunately, that just makes the one guy who has 馬鹿外人 written on his shoulder even funnier. I can’t help but laugh out loud when I see it, even now.:o