This is a fun little game played on other forums, and I haven’t seen it here.
It goes like this.
You describe what the person above you is getting from the vending machine.
Example:
Spoonsnuggle: Inserts Coin
User: Spoonsnuggle got a nice cookie, Inserts coin
User2: User got the amazing ability to float, Inserts coin
And so it goes on and on.
If you “know” someone, you can make it a bit more personal.
Well, enough talking, let’s get started:
Inserts coin
Spoonsnuggle: got a cheese cracker yumyum
Inserts coin
splodge88 got a singing turtle
inserts coin
AlisterBurt got the ability to spell “Beginners”.
inserts coin
GILD got the ability to post before me, without me realising 
inserts coin
GILD got a reward for best inside joke
inserts coin
Spoonsnuggle got the right to be a Paraguayanian blood donor.
inserts coin
Gild gets… A NEW COKER BIG ONE!!
inserts coin
Spoonsnuggle gets 6 tokens back in change.
inserts coin
SpaceFmK gets an issue of Mad Magazine
inserts coin
Jeremy R gets a job
inserts coins
Surfer 1024 gets an emu.
inserts coin
carrieliney gets a hot air balloon
inserts coin
Borges gets a pocket-sized working replica of Charles Babbage’s analytical engine.
inserts coin
maestro08 gets laid 
jk:p
inserts coin
maestro08 gets laid
inserts coin
MUnithomas gets the abiltity to do 740 unispins
inserts coin
Jeremy R gets a plane ticket to South Korea
inserts coin
SirSkillz gets to not live in lame canada anymore
inserts coin
Onza Limey gets a safer shopping mall.
inserts coin