That time of Yarrr

Off-topic
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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES and Talk Like a Pirate

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Arrr!

Smartly, me lass!

3

Might I type like a pirate too?

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I don’t see the allure of dumbing down my speech to sound like an overly-romanticized criminal.

Yeah, I’m no fun. At all.

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Arrrr…that be true, matey.

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Then you should talk like a Dutch Calvinist Pirate: the Sea Beggars, no one will think you’re dumbing down if you speak Dutch.