That Is Sig Worthy!!!

[Jerrick]

This thread is where you can put any sig worthy lines you know, and other people on here can use them and share there own.

Ill start by putting one that Ed put not too long ago.

@edsbelly

But I rarely use toilet paper, I usually just spread out my butt cheeks as far as i can then run around dragging my butt on the ground like a dog

Ed

[dan_de_man]

@iridemymuni

This is the most fun Ive had without lubricant

numa numa nay

[trials_uni]

Check my sig.

[Spudman]

@GILD

Bruce, I’m shocked.
Most three year olds will be able to tell you it’s Tinkywinky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po.
You might want to think about BrusyWusy, Yoopee, Baa Baa or Bo.
‘Yo’ might also be an option but the hip-hop movement is likely to have some form of copyright on that and will likely bust a cap in your arse “Again! Again!” if you use that without their blessing.
Better yet, chuck it into the next gathering of the Edwards family brains-trust and see what comes out.

Best post ever!

[James_Potter]

I don’t know why, but I quite like this one…

@yoopers

I knew I was missing something or my mind just wasn’t thinking the same thing. Now I get it.

[Into_the_blue]

That thread about the nipples still makes me laugh every time I think about it.

[mornish]

yea

[edsbelly]

My favourite quote from these forums is:

"If unicycling was easy, it would be called your mother " - Evil-Nick

But pretty much any line from the “nipples thread” is funny

From The Simpsons, my favourite quote is:

" I’m riding a unicycle with my pants down, this should be every boys’ dream" - Bart simpson

And the quote from Max_Pfeifer that is in my sig. was pretty funny I thought.
The story behind that is I fell off my unicycle on the side of the main street of Kilmore and the unicycle went rolling out onto the road. But luckily, the car coming just missed it.

Ed

[Jerrick]

I thought this one is a funny one about Shaun.

@koebwil

Shaun is the man who rides better than almost anyone here. He is the guy that you look at and think “Man if I had those skills I would get all the ladies.” He is the dude that devours your dreams of ever becoming the best, and then craps them out in your breakfast cereal.

[jake_amos]

@evan byrnes

hope you like my super crappy present, but hey, you said you needed a wrench.

[iridemymuni]

hey thats the one in my sig !!

[jake_amos]

alright here’s what you do you take his hand put it in this cup of water oh and then the best part. YOU PEE ON THEM!!

[BillyTheMountain]

Catboy’s sig reminds me of a Wash, DC bar called “The Big Hunt.”

<----The biggest pussy you’ll ever meet.

[Ducttape]

see my sig

[dan_de_man]

^^^ ooooo painful ,in both senses

[tomtrevor]

i would hate to get my nipples snapped off

[iridemymuni]

nipple cripple with a monkey wrench !

[tomtrevor]

i rekon nipple criple with plyers would be more painful

[iridemymuni]

with a monkey wrench it would stay locked on and you would get much more leverage.

oh god that would hurt

[tomtrevor]

yes but you can get more direct force out of plyers, + its harder to see it coming