Tax returns via unicycle!

Did any other procrastinators unicycle to the post office today to drop off their tax returns? I drove by after work but there was a couple blocks of cars lined up waiting, so I drove home and went back on my coker. A news crew was there for the standard “look at all these last minute tax filers” story. I wasn’t sure if the camera guy got me or not, so I taped the 11:00 news and sure enough I made the cut! I’ll try and digitize it soon and put it up.

not only did I not unicycle to the post office. I did not do my tax returns yet.