stupid

What is the stupidest thing someone has said to you while riding?

Mine would be when some little kid saw me unicycling and asked , “wow can you ride a unicycle?” ???

Anyways ,share your story’s.

Someone tried to say something, but then he like forgot, so he was just there with his mouth open.

A girl saw me riding and said “CAN YOU RIDE THAT?” and i said “no”, while i was riding it. then she said “THEN WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY?” i didnt even saying anything because i was in so much shock of her being an idiot

some kid said now i can can uni better than you can, i said have you ever got on one, he said, NO!

I was riding in front of my house and a kid said " Why are you riding on half a wheel?"

Vincent

some guy said: “how can you have kids?” I’m thinking he meant:“how can you have kids after smashing your balls on that drop?”

but that’s not what he said, so I replaid: “you see, it sorta fits in like a jigsaw”…and then made this gesture ------()

“hey what a cool bike…” it was a pretty girl so I nicely responded “unicycle.” then the other two girls with her giggled.

“That’s just like when I jused to drive armoured cars in the military”.

It turned out he was talking about tire pressure. He was a nice guy, but he had a strange way of getting a conversation started.