i was feelin pretty stupid after i posted my bad words thread and wanted to say sorry if i offended anyone or made anyone want to kill me.
Ok, I won’t kill you now. * puts unicycle of death away*.
The retractable claws in the tire make it good for riding on ice.
Andrew
Man, I have to put my pedal knives back now… and the exploding cranks are a yeah to get back on… and the seat sword… and the battle axe forks… and the… okay, I’ll stop… 
I’m still gonna hunt you down though and kick you in the shin…
Have a nice day!
-Toby
dont worry about it, i posted that reply so that things wouldn’t get out of hand, i think it’s been tried before anyway (how else would there be a post called “Gallery of clean jokes” or something of that effect without implying that there was once a gallery of dirty jokes?) i didn’t mean to come down on you and make you feel bad or anything like that we’re all unicyclists here and that makes us better 
but i am a little disappointed tho, i was really looking forward to breaking your knee-caps
if you broke my knee caps i couldn’t uni! besides my cycle is broken:(