Onward Logan, onward Logan,
grand old Logan High.
We, the loyal sons and daughters,
hail thee till we die.
You rah, rah!
Onward Logan, onward Logan,
fight for Logan’s fame.
Fight rangers, fight, fight, fight.
We’ll win this game.
You rah, rah! Logan Adams!
You rah, rah! Logan Adams!
You rah, rah! Logan Adams!
Is that your high school’s alma mater? O_o
Mine goes something like this…
Hail… Woodland… uh… something!
We will… not fail?
We pledge… our brains and nails…
We will not prevail… 
We always smell…
Something… something… snail!
Go to hell Woodland, haaaaaaaail!!!
Uh… yeah, somethin on the lines of that… go to Google.com and look up “Woodland high school”, should be the first link, it’ll have a picture of our freaky principal, Principal Dr. Reveles, or something. He’s freaky. And he’s a jerk cause he said I can’t carry my Uni around and that I have to leave it in the office, he sucks, I’ma kick his stupid mexican butt! HAHAHAHA! [OH LAY]s chips!!
Anyway, I’m bored…
ITEMNO530… I think you’re almost as weird as Logan!
He should buy Logan’s underwear now!
I like cheese in a can and uncooked beans!!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!
ITEMNO530, I would like to corgoly invite you to the thread we love you ITEMNO530 please join us, BRAIN, BRAIN!!! . It involves other people of our special talent and ability plus is has mad replies and is longan, hehehehehe. Plus when you join you will recieve no one not two but one free pair of my undies, the’re tighty whities and thoroughly worn, ohhhh yeaahhh. I also made a thread that you gave me the idea to do it’s the one about spoons, thanks.
Logan AUUUUUUU
you should meet my brother’s friend Item she eats sweetcorn cold out of a can with white pepper stirred in
can I have a yam please???
Logan AUUUUUU
I ate a seven year old pickle today, it was in that crack in the couch, not between the cushion and the arm rest, but between the covered springs and the arm rest, or whatever that spot is called, it was okay, it would’ve been better without the cat and dog hair, I didn’t mind the dead worms. 
Wait a second…there was a hairy pickle in the sofa’s crack?
what just one minute. so ITEMNO530 found a hairy pickel in sofa’s crack and sofa livesin london whereas ITEMNO530 lives in woodland. so were you at his house,m I don’t get it. did you find some sort of time loop that alowed you to travel through sopace to grab it when you reached into your couch?
Logan from the other time spoace continueum AUUUUUUUUUU
ewww hairy pickle… how rude… haha it was in sofa crack!! ewwwwwww even grosser… ya thats right i went there oh ya hahahahhahahahhahhaha muahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhajjjjajahjaggaaha
Phhhhht… I hate logan posers
PS: logan’s my bro so there for im allowed to act like him if i want. All though i do live in a differant province then him… logan will explain