Something silly...

The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dav Pilkey: The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names…

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
= fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
= snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard
h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino
o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u =
chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v
= kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.

What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants :slight_smile:

Jess wrote:

>
> What’s yours?

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Jess wrote:
>
> Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

Mike K. aka “Pinky Pottypants”

So your last name begins with K and ends with G, Jess K.*G? :wink:

-Mike K.

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“Jess” <namaste1973@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9g8m5a$nto$1@constitution.worldwebserver.com
> The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
>
> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> first name:
>
> a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n
> = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
> hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
>
> What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

I, Pinky Liverchunks, do not like this new naming convention.

Jess wrote:

> The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
>
> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> first name:
>
> a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n
> = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
> hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
>
> What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

Gidget Lizardhead! hahaha that’s cute

Jess wrote:

> The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
>
> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> first name:
>
> a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n
> = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
> hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
>
> What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

Oprah LizzardChunks?


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“Jess” <namaste1973@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9g8m5a$nto$1@constitution.worldwebserver.com
> The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
>
> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> first name:
>
> a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n
> = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
> hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
>
> What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

lmao

Mark Lyon wrote:

> I, Pinky Liverchunks, do not like this new naming convention.
>
> Jess wrote:
>
> > The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain
> > Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav
> > Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
> >
> > Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> > first name:
> >
> > a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> > = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> > booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> > = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> > dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >
> > Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> > your NEW last name:
> >
> > a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> > lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana
> > n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t =
> > gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z =
> > stinker
> >
> > Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> > your NEW last name:
> >
> > a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> > shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o
> > = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u =
> > sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
> >
> > Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
> >
> > What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

Yessir :wink: Jess

Mike King <mike@webcodefocus.com> wrote in message
news:3B27F0F4.45119459@webcodefocus.com
>
>
> Jess wrote:
> >
> > Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants
>
> Mike K. aka “Pinky Pottypants”
>
> So your last name begins with K and ends with G, Jess K.*G?
>
> -Mike K.

snicker Jess

Mark Lyon wrote…
> I, Pinky Liverchunks, do not like this new naming convention.

lol that’s unfortunate :slight_smile: Jess

William Glenn wrote…
> Oprah LizzardChunks?

lumpy chucklesniffer…I liike Bush’s better


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<namaste1973@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
>
> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> first name:
>
> a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n
> = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
> hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
>
> What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants

Oh, this is just unacceptable. I have been meaning to change my name for
some time now, but heh…

Squeezit Barfhumperdink?

My friends may call me Squeezy. :slight_smile:

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“Jess” <namaste1973@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9g8m5a$nto$1@constitution.worldwebserver.com
> The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
>
> Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
> first name:
>
> a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g
> = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l =
> booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s
> = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
> dinky z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g =
> lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n
> = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>
> Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your NEW last name:
>
> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o =
> hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
>
> What’s yours? Signed, Jess a.k.a. Poopsie Pottypants