As I was out today, and mulling over this and that, I got to thinking:
Q Where’s your other wheel?
A ‘It certainly wears this one.’
Q Is that hard?
A It’d give you a nasty bruise.
I thought of a few.
Q: Is that hard?
A: “Be veeeewy guiet. I’m hunting Wabbits.” (while looking down and back and forth.)
Q: Where’s the other wheel?
A: “It’s gone daddy gone! The wheel is gone! It’s gone daddy gone! The wheel has gone awaaa-aaay!” —singing loudly as you pedal away— (Violent Femme fans will appreciate this one, anyone else will thing you have a loose screw or three.)
Q: Is that hard?
A: “Hey! None of your business!..Oh! Were you talking about the unicycle? It’s just that when I saw you looking down there, I thought that you ment… Oh never mind.”
Q: Where’s the other wheel?
A: “It couldn’t keep up.” ~or~ “I left it in the dust!” ~or~ “I out ran it.”
Q: Is that hard?
A: “I was gonna ask you the same question.”
Q: Where’s the other wheel?
A: Just start laughing histerically, and for extra points, fall off and start rolling and flailing about on the ground while laughing and re-stating the stupid question while you are laughing and laughing. After about 2-5 minutes, stop suddenly, don’t smile, get up, dust yourself off, ride away.
hehe, nice ones.
Dylan
Nice work!
How about an answer to, “How do you do that?” or “How do you ride one of those things?” other than explaining how to ride it.
Andrew
Might be trite but usually when someone asks how long I’ve been doing that, I look at my watch and say, “What like 20 minutes or so?”
Works really well when you are with someone else doing the same thing.
“Where’s your other wheel?”
Reply: “Eat my a**!”
I have never actually used that one and probably never will, but every time I go over it in my head, its a funny scenario one way or another.
Anthony
Q: Where’s your other wheel?
A: On my other Unicycle.
Q: Is that hard?
A: Its the ground that’s hard.
Q: How long have you been doing that?
A: (homage to Juggler133) About 20 minutes.
Q: How do you do that?
A: Do what?
Q: How do you ride one of those things?
A: One at a time.
Re: Some suggested replies
On Mon, 23 Dec 2002 03:45:26 -0600, andrew_carter
<andrew_carter.g3yxy@timelimit.unicyclist.com> wrote:
>How about an answer to, “How do you do that?” or “How do you ride one of
>those things?” other than explaining how to ride it.
“Like this”.
(In Dutch it’s even shorter: “Zo”.)
Klaas Bil
"The Language of Ratokas from Papua New Guinea only has eleven letters in its alphabet. (a, b, e, g, I, k, o, p, t and u) "
Answer: “One wheel at a time.”
Where’s the other wheel?
I bought it at a 1/2 of bike sale. I didn’t think about it literally.
Is it hard?
Yep… and you’ll die trying.
How do you ride one of those things?
With my legs.
How do you do that?
Huh??
How do you do that?
What… I cant hear you!
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
WHAT??
Ive had many people asking me to let them ride so i came up with this:
Can I try ride that thing?
Im sure you can try. He he he.
whenever people ask me:
How do you ride that thing??
I say:
Okay, i’ll show you. Start watching…NOW. Ending…NOW. and ride away.
-Ryan