Ouch! I just fell off my scooter (the same one I got my ankle in a cast from) yesterday going down a hill at about 20 mph sitting down with no helmet. Man am I smart, eh? Now that I’m talking Canadianly, I must brag about the fact that it barely hurt and I didn’t even whimper whimper cry. What kinda sucks though is that I have to stay home from unicycle parade practice today because whenever I move my knee the skin stretches and it HURTS!!! Well, I’m like the best rider in the club by far (sorry if I sound boastish), so I just go to the practices to teach other kids. Wait, why don’t I get paid??? (I imagine some teacher will come up on here and say, “sweetie, it’s an intrensic reward…”) So, here are the delightful pictures for you. If you are eating something, I recommend you spit it out and put it aside for a while.
Macro mode, all outta focus. I can feel your pain, I took a fall on my coker at above running speed and slid across the tarmac on my hands and knees… BOO!
Now that I’m talking Canadianly, I must brag about the fact that it barely hurt and I didn’t even whimper whimper cry. 
What kinda sucks though is that I have to stay home from unicycle parade practice today because whenever I move my knee the skin stretches and it HURTS!!! Well, I’m like the best rider in the club by far (sorry if I sound boastish), so I just go to the practices to teach other kids. Wait, why don’t I get paid??? (I imagine some teacher will come up on here and say, “sweetie, it’s an intrensic reward…”) So, here are the delightful pictures for you. If you are eating something, I recommend you spit it out and put it aside for a while.
