I went to the gym with my uni again tonight. When I arrived, I was a bit dismayed to see it crowded with hoops players and runners. I decided to give it a go any way, and rode on a mezzanine level. I practiced my spins one footed circles and wheelwalking.
People watched! They smiled! They complimented me! One guy even admitted that he rode too! It was deeply vindicating to recieve kudos instead of snickers.
[SIZE=“4”]So here’s to all you unicyclists who wobble forward, upright, proud, and alone despite solitide and ridicule from the short sighted, jealous, and not-quite-so-virtuous. You are brave, forthright, noble, and …very cool![/SIZE]