the “theory” of gravity has lost its usefulness
Knowing how to land a fall is definately something that would be useful for us unicyclists. (oh, but that’s not what this is about)
Onion’s pointed satre: 1
morons who want religion in school: 0
Surely this is evidence that “God is everywhere”…
…and is blinking fast with a calculator too!
Hooked
NO!!!
Chase
Simmer down now, you satan worshiping hethen! Yall know gravity is just something made up by the communist liberals and jews to oppress us belivers!
All I have to say is wow. I’m going to say it could be God with the gravity. Though I do believe he just created gravity and its just more complex then we can understand right now. There’s not enough for me to go for this whole other understanding.
Complete bull pucky. That Gabriel fellow should be put in jail for trying to break the laws of physics.
I hope you do understand that it’s satire
LOL. It reminds me of the classic quote from the first episode of the 4th series of Family Guy, with Mel Gibson:
Mel Gibson walks off the side of Mt Rushmore
Lois: Oh my God, he just walked right over the edge.
Peter: Of course he did. Christians don’t believe in gravity.
Loose.
I couldtn read the whole thing, it was just too stupid…was it trying to say that gravity doesnt exist that god is actaully pushing us down…WTF! Im Christian and I beleive in gravity, and it reminds me when i fall…
While some of this group seem to be getting annoyed, or a few laughs, the rest of this group is still having trouble grasping the joke.
Like Gilby, I also had different thoughts about “intelligent falling” before I read the article. Knowing how to “crash well” can make the difference between a small owie and possible major injuries. That’s a form of intelligent falling I definitely believe in (and can prove to some extent).