http://www.digg.com/politics/Sheryl_Crow_Suggests_Limiting_Americans_Use_To_One_Square_Per_Sitting
Sheryl Crow suggest we should limit ourselves to one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.
If you are drinking anything, in fear of spitting it all over the screen do not read the comment by nixonrichard on there towards the top. It’s not for the faint of heart or someone who is not a fan of the occasional poop joke.
Aaahahahaha, I love nixonrichard’s comment.
Anyhoo, it’d be okay if toilet paper wasn’t so thin…like, I could maybe make do (hahaha, make doo) with one square of like Charmin maybe, because it’s real soft and lovely, but the stuff they have in public bathrooms, totally not.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at poop jokes, not even when I was 10.
I don’t see how 1 square is even possible, theres only enough room for one wipe. You need to go for a second just in case, I mean even if you think you might be okay with that first single wipe there very well may still be residue(doo).
I actually prefer industrial type toilet paper. This whole toilet paper needs to be soft is just marketing nonsense.
She’s right though, toilet paper is so incredibly wasteful. We as Americans sure do live in a bubble.
Shit man I am still laughing a m-80 in a bowl of brownie batter priceless… I nearly choked on my drink trying not to spit it out! That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long long time he needs an award for that…
Anyways just for her saying that I am going to use I roll each time I wipe my ass…ok maybe not, but I will try my best…
Ahaha, I warned you!
Oh yeah I would also love er to wipe my ass with one sheet… she can tell me afterwards with a hand covered in shit it is hahaha… She should really do that especially when I eat chili god damn I need a power washer and about 2-3 rolls just to get started… Or like someone suggested on here we could spread our ass cheeks apart and drag our ass on the ground back and fourth like a dog…
Yeah, but I didn’t expect it to be that funny!
so true so true
and did any of you read the posts under nixnrichard about her dining sleeve? (was a good one by nixonrichard thou)
what a totally stupid idea, use a freakin hankerchief for god sake at least your not looking like a total slob at dinner especially if its a high class restaurant
one square is a bit excessive. my male flatmate seems to manage to destroy half a roll per day, i have no idea how he manages to do it. when he was away for a while that amount seemed to last me months.
I didn’t read the article. I’d just like to comment that Sheryl Crow must poop a lot cleaner than me. I pay attention to try to only use as much as I need, but one square won’t even make a difference sometimes, if you know what I mean.
Sometimes when I’m in public restrooms I see guys crank off huge amounts of paper just to dry their hands. I don’t know what’s wrong with them. But if they can actually manage to get it into the trash I’m not too unhappy. What’s with putting it in the sink? Buttholes. And the guys who save even more paper by heading out the door without washing their hands? They’re taking this a little too far.
Haha, reminds me of that Seinfeld episode!
For a show about “nothing” Seinfeld is to sitcoms as Shakespeare is to drama. Just about every topic was covered and few things arise in life that don’t recall a Seinfeld episode or a Shakespearean play. (I’m assured this is true of Shakespeare. For better or worse I’m much much much more intimate with Seinfeld than the Bard.)
1 square? 1 SQUARE??? Who is she kidding?? Alright, I think I have never taken a dump and used less than 5 squares. My little baby cousin needed like half a roll after just eating a small bowl of baked beans! ( Yeah, but babies dump like no others)
Yeah but the “topics covered” were are pretty trivial. “Elaine” in “Bizarro Jerry” even pointed out the “minutiae” of their lives.
And here’s another of many observations: “The most successful and influential comedian of his generation, Jerry Seinfeld’s brilliant observational riffs on the minutiae of everyday life formed the basis of the television classic Seinfeld, the quintessential sitcom of the 1990s and one of the most beloved series in the history of the medium.”
So yeah, it was pretty much about “nothing”, or at least nothing of much import. That why it was so loved and successful; it NEVER took itself seriously.
How should she know, she hires someone to do that, weither they are using a single sheet of toilet paper or a single ream of 500 pieces of printer paper we may never know. 
I like how this thread went from poop jokes all the way to Shakespeare.
haha, that was the only way to get any credibility into this “crappy” thread!;)
I think in terms of what we can do to improve the environment, I think this goes way way way to the bottom of the stack.
…but it occurs to me. Everybody replying to this is male. We only sit for one reason. Women sit for everything. Maybe she really only talking about peeing.
That’s probably what she meant, yeah. Of course even when I pee, I use more than one square, but that’s cause we always buy 1-ply stuff.