SDG Uni-Keyboard Fantaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

system · March 15, 1999, 8:18am

Yo Simon, (SDG) … (GFS)

In-freaking-credible!! Your Fantasy Story is official Entry #16 (so long as you
tell us all later your Sex and Age). I can see it now, before long, we’ll have
full-blown animated UNI HEROs blazing all over Cyber-Space push all limits with
ease, and saving the world at the same time …

Simon, although it’s not required, still we’d all like to know why this amazing
UNI-WALL CRAWLER is called Mr. “M?”

As for the contest,

We’ve had AWESOME UNI’s without riders, (Yee Ling Tan) We’ve had Silly Singles,
(Juggling Clown by Dirk Iwema) We’ve had Polite Pairs, (Saluting Passers by - by
Sarah Miller) We’ve had Daring Doubles, (excellent Sem and Teresa rendering by
Sven) We’ve even had a Groovy Group Entry!!" (tHE sILENT sEMAPHOReS - Also by
Sarah Miller) plus many other classic, original entries…

All have been impressive, and just like at a Real Uni Meet, progressively
moreso!!!

Jeeeeeeeezus H., now look what I’ve started … this will be tough
to judge!!

Now, Mr. Simon D. “we’re no good, we don’t aim to be, 'cause we never will be”
Greenway (SDG) has come up with the first yet …

    "Uni-Keyboard Fantaseeeeee (as all can see)." or "Ascii Art with a plot
    )--/=============O"

Well Simon, if your aim was to be “no good,” then you’ve FAILED BIG TIME!!! Now
we all know what you spend your time in the office doing … How
many plots did you create and contemplate before submitting THIS WILD ONE??

Nice entry you “mindless idiot.” Imagine what you could do “if you only
had a brain.”

I’m going to need help next week from all out there in the N.G. when the public
forum begins. There are now so many classic, excellent entries!!! Still, this
time, there are only four prizes, and lots of consolation packages. But, as I
said before, this is the “First Annual John Foss Birthday UNI-KEYBOARD ART
competition,” so we’ll probably have to expand the categories for judging NEXT
YEAR - for the Second Annual … !

I.P., John Foss’ personal entry to this competition cannot be officially
considered cuz he won’t divulge his age. BUT, if someone else who knows will
submit this missing data FOR HIM, then I’ll re-consider his enries. (BTW
John, how old will you be NEXT YEAR?)

Great responses and great work everybody .

Just imagine … there are Still 3 days to go …

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At 02:07 PM 3/15/99 +0000, UniKeyB-Entry wrote:
>Well here’s the one Mr SGD has been waiting for:
>
>Here’s my entry for the uni-keyboard competition.
>
>Its a short story about Mr ‘M’, Mr ‘M’ is the chap who lives in my e-mail
>signature:
>
>
> _____
> o --(Hello)
>Mr. M /#\ -----
> |
> O
>
>
>Once upon a time
>Mr. M was happily unicycling down the street,
>
>
> o
[i]> /#[/i]
> |
> O
>====================
>
>He was contemplating whether he should really be on the
>street/sidewalk/road/pavement, when he realised he was in an ideal world and he
>could unicycle just about anywhere he wanted.
>
>It started raining, so he sped up:
>
> : : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : o : :
> : /#\ :
> /
> O
>====================
>
>
>He decided to take a trip down to the mall/shopping center to get away from
>the rain.
>
>He went down into the subway (it was still raining!):
>
> : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : :
>_ : o : :
[i]> |_ /#[/i]
> |_ |
> |_O
> |_
> |_
>
>And got on a train:
>
>
>-------------------------
> |±------+| ±-+ ±-+
> || o || | | | |
> || /#| || | | | |
> || | || ±-+ ±-+
> || O ||
>-----±------±----------- 00----00 00----00
>
>And found himself a place to idle:
>
>-------------------------
> |---------| ±-+ ±-+
> | | | | o| | |
> |----±—| |/#| | |
> | | | ±-+ ±-+
> | | |
>-------------- ------------ 00----00 00----00
>
>he got to the mall and did a little window shopping:
>
> o |--------------|
> /#\ | LARGE WINDOW |
> | | ONLY $400 |
> O |--------------|
>
>Then he herd a scream coming from outside, Mr M raced outside.
>
>There was a crowd of people staring at a mother whose baby had crawled onto the
>ledge of a tall building. There was nothing for it, Mr M to the rescue !
>
>He dashed into the building and into the lift
>
> |
> |
>| ----|
>| o |
>| /#\ |
>| | |
>| O |
>| ----|
>
>And up he went to the roof. He could see the baby just over the edge, he
>wheel walked his way to the ledge, he was just about to grab him when he fell
>! Oh No !
>
>Mr ‘M’ pulled a backflip over the edge:
>
> O
> |
>#/ o ±------------------
> | ---- ---- ----
> | | | | | | |
> | ---- ---- ----
> |
> | ---- ---- ----
> | | | | | | |
> | ---- ---- ----
> |
>
>And started to race down the side of the building
>
> ±------------------
> | ---- ---- ----
> / | | | | | | | o#-O| ---- ---- ---- \ |
> | ---- ---- ----
> | | | | | | |
> | ---- ---- ----
> |
>
>He caught the child in his hands
>
> ±------------------
> | ---- ---- ----
> | | | | | | |
> | ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----
> / | | | | | | | o#-O| ---- ---- ---- \ | o | -O- | ^ |
>
>And landed balancing him on his head
>
>
> o
> -O-
> ^
> o
[i]> /#[/i]
> |
> O
>
>Mr ‘M’ had saved the day ! Everyone lived happily ever after !
>
>Disclaimer: This is pure fiction coming out of Simon’s head, any
>similarities of real life events/character must be either pure coincidence
>or somebody is lying !
>
>Actually I wanted to do a bigger and better story than this, involving lots of
>fictionary characters taken from this NG: eg Fohn Joss, Doger Ravies etc but as
>time is running short, m’faird this will have to do.
>
>More adventures coming soon, Mr.M does Big-Wheel Muni:
>
>
> o
[i]> /#[/i]
> |
> |
> |
> |
> __
[i]> / [/i]
> | |
> __/
>
[i]> /////[/i]
[i]> / [/i]
[i]> / [/i]
>
>----------------------------±--------------------------
> |
> Simon Greenway | I.O.U O
> I.O.U@mindless.com | | Romsey, Hampshire, UK. | Idiots On Unicycles #/
> | http://come.to/muni o
> ----------------------------±--------------------------
> ASCII art was never my thang man !
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>
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