Saved by Uni...

I was recently returning from a gig in a nearby town. I had my van loaded with
all sorts of show stuff. My unicycles were on top of everything else and were
highly visible.

Coming down a mountain range I was pulled over by the police for speeding. The
guy who was going to give me a ticket saw the unicycles through the windows and
we got into a conversation about them. He mentioned that he was thinking about
learning to ride one. I gave him some hints on learning and also told him which
brands to avoid (he WAS going to get a crappy Taiwanese model). He was so
grateful for the help that he let me off without a ticket.


Wayne the Unisyco!