Sarah Palin Found Guilty of Abuse of Power in TrooperGate!

Yes, it’s sad but true.

Our beloved VeePee Candidate was found guilty by a committee of 10 Republicans and 4 Democrats. Abuse of Power in the TrooperGate Scandal.

Do you believe everything the media tells you Billy?

The committee made no legislative finding and did not find her guilty. The committee simply decided to release the investigative report of Stephen Branchflower.

Gilby, Billy is not reporting what he read. He is reporting. Billy IS the media.

Another committee found Gilby guilty of being a Republican sympathizer in Libertarian clothing.

OOooO OOooO!

What better way to dodge this bullet, than with outright lies?

Um, we don’t know, so we’re going to go ahead and lie about it.

Hah!

And the amazing thing is, she came out of nowhere, and has so many adoring fans for whom she can do no wrong, even if objectively, she has harmed so may people and been judged by an objective panel to have done wrong.

Nixon was going to be impeached for abuse of power, the same thing Palin did. He did the honorable thing and resigned, but politicians just cannot bear to do the right thing today!

Billy