Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing
south of Rome in Venice.
The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping
they will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any.
The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the
canals of Venice.
They’re admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a
sudden, the Pope’s hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the
water.
The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff’s cap with his pole, but
this move threatens to overturn the floating craft.
Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, ‘Wait, wait. I’ll take care of
this. Don’t worry.’
She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to
the Pope’s hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the
water to the gondola and steps aboard.
She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.
The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats in Congress,
CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York Times,
Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany is: ‘Palin Can’t Swim.’
I don’t know what’s funnier, Alex’s sign or the joke. Is that sign in your yard, Alex? I thought you could spell better than that. Anyway, there is a Gallery of Clean Jokes where this would fit nicely.
McCain told someone at a McCain-Palin gathering, who feared an Obama presidency, that Obama is a good man, and they have no reason to fear an Obama presidency.
You’re joking, of course. They’re a great combination. They are the three foundations of group control. This is how the Nazis swooned the German people. This is how the KKK seduced the white south. This is how bipartisan politics works. If it walks like a bigot and quacks like a bigot it’s probably a bigot.
