Safely learning to ride big giraffe unicycles

Nasa: “We’re sending a giraffe and a unicyclist to the moon!”

People: “Pretty random, and wouldn’t the giraffe not fit on the spacecraft?”

Unicyclist: “It will fit, and I will give it my seatbelt, and bring a ton of spare parts, and not let it out of my sight, and hold it the entire time.”

People: “Spare parts, like prosthetic limbs? And how will you carry it?”

Unicyclist: “Giraffes don’t have limbs. And it is easy to carry! Only weighs about 20 pounds!”

People: “Of course giraffes have limbs! And they weigh over 200 pounds!”

Unicyclist: “Then prove it! What does the giraffe have to say?”

Giraffe (What unicyclist sees): roll roll

Giraffe (What people see): munching on leaves

People and Unicyclist: “See, I was right!”

Nasa: a black and white drawing of a brain with the words `` loading '' written on it .

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