Nasa: “We’re sending a giraffe and a unicyclist to the moon!”
People: “Pretty random, and wouldn’t the giraffe not fit on the spacecraft?”
Unicyclist: “It will fit, and I will give it my seatbelt, and bring a ton of spare parts, and not let it out of my sight, and hold it the entire time.”
People: “Spare parts, like prosthetic limbs? And how will you carry it?”
Unicyclist: “Giraffes don’t have limbs. And it is easy to carry! Only weighs about 20 pounds!”
People: “Of course giraffes have limbs! And they weigh over 200 pounds!”
Unicyclist: “Then prove it! What does the giraffe have to say?”
Giraffe (What unicyclist sees): roll roll
Giraffe (What people see): munching on leaves
People and Unicyclist: “See, I was right!”
Nasa: 