Ripping people's arms off

> anyone have any suggestions for how to trick friends into walking next to me
> having me rip off their arms for a while several times a week? i was thinking,
> maybe i could get them to give me apples for the privilege or something, but
> then i was thinking maybe that wouldn’t really work.
> -Q
At Harvey Mudd (where I go to school) the new unics generally use a long
railing rather than people. We just clutch onto the railing, riding back
and forth till the unicycle feels comfortable under you. After being
able to go the length of the railing (about 50 yards) and only tapping
it rather than holding on for dear life, we move out into open ground
(and learn how to turn).

                                                    - John Larkin