Riding Chav Land 2007

so later im off for my nightly ride and i need good come backs to stuff simply because one time these 3 mountain bikers talked to me and i had nothing to say so i hopped smiled and pedalled off haah

any idea?

Template come-backs are no good. Practice your wits.

Normally, i’d either: do something reasonably impressive trials-wise to shut them up a bit.

If they persist, tell them to try riding it. They need to put their money where their mouth is, as the old cliched saying goes.