On or before midnight, October 17, 2003 Hawaiian Standard Time I, Daniel S Inouye, will have wheel walked half the length of a basketball court no less then one time. Additionally, I will be able to wheel walk no less then the distance from the baseline of a basketball court to the free-throw line at least three out of every five tries.

If I fail to meet these requirements, I will…

i wish i could commit to that.

Re: Resolution

…fly Dustin and his wife to Hawaii for personalized daily training sessions until Dustin certifies that I have mastered the afformentioned skill.