Real Slim Santa

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May I have your attention please.
May I have your attention please.
Will the real Slim Santa please stand up.
I repeat, will the real Slim Santa please stand up.
Were gonna have a problem here…
You all act like you never seen santa before, toys all over your floor who the he11 you think brought them. It wasnt drunk a$$ dad or your mother that whore, it was me now im skinny and il tell ya the score…
Its the return of christmas but not the jolly fat elf, my a$$ got so big I couldn’t wipe it myself. My doctor said,“Santa you’ve never looked worse, loose 200 pounds or your hearts gonna burst”. Everybody love me big and fat, HO HO HO, Big a$$ Santa look at him walk around with his belly like jelly, have some more egg nog. They didnt give a sh** if my arteries clog! So I said fu** them and I joined a gym, started eating low fat cookies and drinking milk that was skim. I lost so much weight I could see my candy cain, and misses claus is happy I can fu** her again.
Your name is on my list
Your name is on my list.
And if your nice not naught il give you a lil gift, But heres a message for you if your a big fat slob, If your guts in the way a girl wont bob on your nob. You cant expect a hoe to gobble your goo if your just sitting there eatin twinkies watcihn Scooby Doo. If you aint nothin but chubby, no girl wants a fat hubby. Youl end up working construction your love life lie in ruins and destruction. By the time your 30 youl be asking Santa for lipo-suction, But if your thin youl get seduction, underneith the mistletoe, ah sing the chorus Santa go…
Im the slim Santa, yes im the real Kringle, all you fly girls like my balls cause they jingle. So wont the real Slim Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Cause Im the Slim Santa yes im the Saint Nick, all you other Santas can suck my fat di** So wont the Slim Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up…AH HO HO HO, I geuss theres a lil Slim Santa in all of us…On Donnor on Blitsen, lets get the fu** out of here…WEST SIDE!!!

This was a funy song I though I would share with you guys. IT is much funnier to hear( Dogpile serch/ real slim santa

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Cody,

What are you doing? It may be funny to some but this is not funny in the least to me. The insinuations and language are horrible and the entire post shouldn’t have been posted. It maybe belongs on some other forum but not here.

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LOL!
that was pretty funny song! i liked it. i’ll try to get that played at the school’s christmas dance or something…

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That would be sooo awsome!

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It seeems not many liked this thread…well hjeres one i made up

In Southern California born and raised,
in the culdesac is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin all tuff and relaxin all cool,
allways playin street hockey right after school.
when a couple hundred guys they were up to no good,
started darkening up my neighborhood.
I got in way to many fights and my mom freaked out,
she said thats it we movin out!
We loaded up my traila and said lata Ninja…
We moved to ther nearest place,
the was strictly one race.
Phelan is nice,
but its missing a culteral slice.
The place has changed,
How the colors have ranged.
We now back to White, Brown, and Back,
anything else…would just be WACK!

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thats creative, but I dont think it flows just right to that beat yet, but better then i could ever dream of doing, maybe if you sung it, but i knew right away it was off of fresh prince