Re: Spelling Police

I saw this on the HawHaw joke site and thought it would be appropriate at this time.

Changing Lightbulbs in Cyberspace

Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb in cyberspace?


1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its
inappropriateness to this mail list.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list, saying that, “We are all using light bulbs and therefore the
posts are relevant to this mail list.”

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
what brands of light bulb work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and to post corrected URLs. 3 to post about links
they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this

33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add “Me

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb

19 to quote the “Me Too’s” to say, “Me Three.”

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say that this is just what this list was meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for a new list: alt.lite.bulb.

38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using vintage light bulbs

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No, this is off-topic. You need to substitute “unicycle” for “lightbulb” and I think maybe you’ll be OK.

I like funny stuff like that. Let’s have a poll and see whose feelings were hurt. HEY, WAIT, I’M IN EVERY CATEGORY! Dang, no spelling errors either.

I think gilby should remove this thread. Its getting FAR to out of hand.

oops this isnt the really long one. its just a reply. But still thsi is way off topic.

don’t you mean “this” instead of “thsi”.

don’t you mean “this” instead of “thsi”.

Re: Re: Spelling Police

“jesse737373” <> wrote in message
> oops this isnt the really long one. its just a reply. But still thsi
> is way off topic.


Oops, this isn’t the really long one. It’s just a reply. But still, this
is way off topic.

Spellcheckers save bandwidth. HTH. Drive on.