Re: An apology to GM

gluteus maximus wrote:
> OK…
> Since I suggested to somebody else that they apologize to somebody
> for a past posted offense…
> Somebody suggested that I do the same for a similar offensive post of
> my own.
> ‘You can see my rudeness here…’ ( (scroll
> down to the 6th post)
> Adam,
> I sincerely apologize for what I posted. It was uncalled-for and
> insulting.
> Not by way of excuse, but rather by way of explanation (because I’m
> not always so aggressive and demeaning), I had a bit too much
> “medicine” that night,… if you know what I mean…
> I certainly don’t suggest that makes it all right…
> I only mean that it was my uninhibited ultra-rude “self” typing…
> that is, my “ID”, which, though often uncontrollable under
> inebriated circumstances, -should- be subject to my control at all
> times… especially on a public forum… toward relative strangers
> and friends alike!
> I sincerely hope that your injuries, both physical and emotional, have
> completely healed!
> Please accept my true and heartfelt apology for that hurtful and
> callous post that I made!
> -Mea culpa! Mea culpa!-
> sincerely,
> Gluteus Maximus
> -Those who are about to ride, salute you!-

Guess I should’ve read this one BEFORE the Cry for Help one, oops.

Sorry, GM. Let me rephrase my Cry for Help post:

Please change your sig.

I unicycled to the State Fair just a few blocks from work. All the
suits and skirts mosey down out of the office buildings for lunch to
get some of that wholesome fair fare. As I passed a couple of skirts,
one says to the other, ‘Dork.’ The other cut sultry eyes in my
direction and said, ‘Ya? I gotta get me some Dork, then.’
–Christopher Rhysling