I think the most common comment I get while riding around campus is “Oh sh*t!”
Downtown I got a “It’s nice to finally see people doing something different”. And a “Look at those una-bikes”
Friday, I was riding around my small town. I got a “Where’s your other wheel?” and a “Can you do a wheely?” from the same guy in the hardware store parking lot.
Somebody else pulled along side of me in his pickup truck and asked me where I got my unicycle.
During the CS BBQ a few weeks ago, a guy pointed at my Bedford t-shirt (Kaori) and asked if I kew Kevin McMullin, the guy is friends with him or something.
This past weekend I met some friends of relatives, and they noticed my Bedfor t-shirt (Dan) and mentioned their… nephew’s? Don’t remember the relation… cycled… from Cochrane Ontario. I guess they built their unis or something… Forget their names… T’was cool though 
I saw an 80 year old guy coming out of a pharmacy. He looked at me and said, “don’t blink your legs. If you lose one you’ll fall off.” As far as I’m concerned, that was at least original. Who cares if it didn’t make much sense. His wife was with him and said, “he has to make a joke out of everything.” I identified with the guy immediately.
Very odd!
Both my brother and I both unicycle and as of the beginning of this summer we where the only unicyclists in Cochrane.
There is now a few others. Do you have any more info? Anything would be good, I’m quite surprised!
“u get a lot of sex for that huh?”
get that one all the time 
even when i’m wearing my unicycle for Christ helmet
I’m sure some or all of these replies have been posted before, but not buy me:D .
-Where’s your other wheel?
-Some one stole your other wheel.
-You forgot your other wheel.
-What the…!
-That’s original.
-Is that hard?
-I could never do that. I have horrible ballance.
Aswer: If you can ride a bike, you can learn to ride a unicycle. It just takes practice and desire to learn.
-Oh sh_t!
-Does that hurt your nards?
-You ROCK!
-Way to go!
-That’s SO COOL!
I’m trying to remember their name… I’d never met them before, they were visiting my roomates’ grandparents… Did you and your brother build your own uni’s? I think they said something about that…
Yesterday I got these while riding in a park;
Small boy
“Can you ride that?”
- Of course I can
“Show me, ride over there.”
- [sighs mounts uni and rides]
Guy in a family
“You’ve bent your handle bars” - [grins and keeps riding]
Man after watching me ride up a steep incline
“You left your wheel back there”
- Oh did I? [promptly fake falls off]
his Wife - “Oh I bet hes never heard that one before” [sarcasm] - [laughs]
Man that moves out of the way because he realises hes using up the whole path (probably the same guy as before)
“I’ve got a spare set of handle bars at home”
- thanks [rides away]
Woman sitting in car
“That looks like fun”
- It is
and the previous day
Small Boy in the distance
“Look its a clown man”
boys father - “hes not a clown man”
What happened to ‘being fruitfull and multiplying’?
GUY AFTER I DO A TRICKY LINE WHICH PREVIOUSLY I HAVENT DONE BEFORE, CONSISTING OF SPINS AND SKINNIES etc
CHAV(WITH A ‘IM ARD’ TONE)- “OI, MATE NEXT TIME, FALL OFF”
ME-“NO! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?”
CHAV- “BUH ITS FUNNEH”
ME- “riiggghhht”
i hate chavs
I RIDE OFF
I doubt you’re supposed to be fruitful and multiply when you’re 17.
And I doubt if you should be quite so biggottedly opinionated when you’re 17.
If you want to bring age into the discussion.
Only with a priest’s consent and supervision.
“Well, at least you can only get one flat tyre.”
hahhaha
i try to be open minded, but you know, there are some things that i just don’t like to deal with and that is one of them.
so here it is, the quote i forgot a while back
happened while i was one-footin it
HAHAHAHHA EVEN IF YOU LOSE A LEG YOU HAVE A WAY TO GET AROUND!!!
!!!ROCK ON!!!
“That looks easy!”
What a great thing to say. I’m just sorry that all I replied was “Your the first to say that!” with a smile as I rode past.
I know now that I should have offered her the unicycle to ride, since it’s so easy. (she may have surprised us.)
Not said to me, I got this story from a friend:
My friend answered a Craigslist ad for a ton of old bikes and parts. He buys the entire lot and as he is leaving the seller stops him and says
“Hey, you seem like a cool guy, you want this unicycle?”
btw my friend took the unicycle, (it was thrown in for free), but has no plans to learn to ride it, so I’ll probably buy it after he fixes it up.
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