[Quite random] Why did I not do this ages ago?

After seeing a friend unicycle to lectures last year, the next door
neighbour occasionally tottering around on one, and then finally seeing one
in a shop at the end of last year, I have gone and done it, and bought a
nice shiny unicycle. The rest of my family and friends think I’m mad, but
I’ve been wobbling around for three weeks now and I’m still thinking ‘why
didn’t I do this ages ago?!’

I’m in a phenomenally good mood as I’ve just managed to unicycle most of the
way back from a friend’s house, just over a mile, without being run over /
falling into any ditches / crashing horribly etcetera. There just aren’t
enough hours in the day for unicycling! Damn this ‘work’ malarkey!

I started off indoors for a week; we’ve got a quite big living room so I
after many tyre marks on the walls and one pedal indentation in the table
leg I could go up and down indoors; then I risked the neighbours thinking me
odd and took it outside. It’s great, not only as a new skill but as a
conversation piece - I know many more of my neighbours now than I did
before, because people are a lot more talkative if you’ve got a unicycle! In
fact every person I’ve met on the way back tonight has commented; great fun.

The plan is to be able to juggle on a unicycle… I can do the first okay,
and I’m working on the second. Here’s hoping it’s not raining tomorrow!

Phil, just me

Welcome!

I hope you will find us a friendly lot, and that we will be able to help
make your new hobby a worthwhile and fun one.

I only started uni’ng about 7 months ago and already feel like I have
been
at it for most of my life, the people here have helped a lot with the
learning, as well as the inspiration.

I know it is sad to post drunken messages at 4.30 am, please don’t point
it
out :stuck_out_tongue:

Have fun

David Straitjacket
www.straitjacketcircus.co.uk

Phil Himsworth <phil@flippet.neeeet> wrote in message
news:a2vk9i$7f6$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk
> After seeing a friend unicycle to lectures last year, the next door
> neighbour occasionally tottering around on one, and then finally
seeing
one
> in a shop at the end of last year, I have gone and done it, and bought
a
> nice shiny unicycle. The rest of my family and friends think I’m mad,
but
> I’ve been wobbling around for three weeks now and I’m still thinking
'why
> didn’t I do this ages ago?!’
>
> I’m in a phenomenally good mood as I’ve just managed to unicycle most
of
the
> way back from a friend’s house, just over a mile, without being run
over /
> falling into any ditches / crashing horribly etcetera. There just
aren’t
> enough hours in the day for unicycling! Damn this ‘work’ malarkey!
>
> I started off indoors for a week; we’ve got a quite big living room so
I
> after many tyre marks on the walls and one pedal indentation in the
table
> leg I could go up and down indoors; then I risked the neighbours
thinking
me
> odd and took it outside. It’s great, not only as a new skill but as a
> conversation piece - I know many more of my neighbours now than I did
> before, because people are a lot more talkative if you’ve got a
unicycle!
In
> fact every person I’ve met on the way back tonight has commented;
great
fun.
>
> The plan is to be able to juggle on a unicycle… I can do the first
okay,
> and I’m working on the second. Here’s hoping it’s not raining
tomorrow!
>
> Phil, just me

Welcome, my friend, to the wonderful world of disney, er, i mean,
unicycling.

>After seeing a friend unicycle to lectures last year, the next door
>neighbour occasionally tottering around on one, and then finally seeing
one
>in a shop at the end of last year, I have gone and done it, and bought
a
>nice shiny unicycle. The rest of my family and friends think I’m mad,
but
>I’ve been wobbling around for three weeks now and I’m still thinking
'why
>didn’t I do this ages ago?!’
>
>I’m in a phenomenally good mood as I’ve just managed to unicycle most
of the
>way back from a friend’s house, just over a mile, without being run
over /
>falling into any ditches / crashing horribly etcetera. There just
aren’t
>enough hours in the day for unicycling! Damn this ‘work’ malarkey!
>
>I started off indoors for a week; we’ve got a quite big living room so
I
>after many tyre marks on the walls and one pedal indentation in the
table
>leg I could go up and down indoors; then I risked the neighbours
thinking me
>odd and took it outside. It’s great, not only as a new skill but as a
>conversation piece - I know many more of my neighbours now than I did
>before, because people are a lot more talkative if you’ve got a
unicycle! In
>fact every person I’ve met on the way back tonight has commented; great
fun.
>
>The plan is to be able to juggle on a unicycle… I can do the first
okay,
>and I’m working on the second. Here’s hoping it’s not raining tomorrow!
>
>Phil, just me
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

keep on keepin on

… but owww, my legs ache this morning…

Phil, just me

“David Straitjacket” <straitjacketcircus@'DELETETHIS’totalise.co.uk>
wrote
in message news:u570s84k3ikvda@corp.supernews.com
> Welcome!
>
> I hope you will find us a friendly lot, and that we will be able to
help
> make your new hobby a worthwhile and fun one.
>
> I only started uni’ng about 7 months ago and already feel like I have
been
> at it for most of my life, the people here have helped a lot with the
> learning, as well as the inspiration.
>
> I know it is sad to post drunken messages at 4.30 am, please don’t
point
it
> out :stuck_out_tongue:
>
> Have fun
>
> David Straitjacket
> www.straitjacketcircus.co.uk
>
>
>
> Phil Himsworth <phil@flippet.neeeet> wrote in message
> news:a2vk9i$7f6$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk
> > After seeing a friend unicycle to lectures last year, the next door
> > neighbour occasionally tottering around on one, and then finally
seeing
> one
> > in a shop at the end of last year, I have gone and done it, and
bought a
> > nice shiny unicycle. The rest of my family and friends think I’m
mad,
but
> > I’ve been wobbling around for three weeks now and I’m still thinking
'why
> > didn’t I do this ages ago?!’
> >
> > I’m in a phenomenally good mood as I’ve just managed to unicycle
most of
> the
> > way back from a friend’s house, just over a mile, without being run
over
/
> > falling into any ditches / crashing horribly etcetera. There just
aren’t
> > enough hours in the day for unicycling! Damn this ‘work’ malarkey!
> >
> > I started off indoors for a week; we’ve got a quite big living room
so I
> > after many tyre marks on the walls and one pedal indentation in the
table
> > leg I could go up and down indoors; then I risked the neighbours
thinking
> me
> > odd and took it outside. It’s great, not only as a new skill but as
a
> > conversation piece - I know many more of my neighbours now than I
did
> > before, because people are a lot more talkative if you’ve got a
unicycle!
> In
> > fact every person I’ve met on the way back tonight has commented;
great
> fun.
> >
> > The plan is to be able to juggle on a unicycle… I can do the first
okay,
> > and I’m working on the second. Here’s hoping it’s not raining
tomorrow!
> >
> > Phil, just me
> >
> >
>