IS YOUR AUTOBALANCE UNI REAL!
heres the page for everyone else AUTO BALANCE UNI
It’s reallly funny
Re: Question For Gilby
You’re really dense aren’t you?
G1, Gilby!
Concentrate and ask again.
the real thing is G-man didnt do a spoof last April (2005) like every other year. what a disapointment.
Re: Question For Gilby
Of course it is… what would make you think otherwsie?
Everyone knows there were no comfortable uni seats way back then…
Loose.
I’ve enjoyed my Auto-balance unicycle immensly so far. The only problem I’ve had is that it doesn’t come with a wind-screen, so I had to buy a motorcycle helmet to be comfortable at speeds over forty miles an hour or so.
I actually had trouble with the A/B Uni that I tried. I’m sure Gilby over-engineered it to a certain extent but I still had trouble with it. Might be due to a center of gravity issue when I’m in the saddle.
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I don’t think it’s true.
I think that we are still susceptible to micronic dysrotational trofusional attacks. In fact, the transion hub semlenator used in the original defense system had to be completely resyncronated after it was discovered that the trofusional attacks had assumed the form of electocognitive wavelengths that were undetectable in the original design.
Gilby, if you don’t correct your web page, I may be forced to ask the ADFTG (Alien Defence Forces Technology Group) to audit your unathorized use of this Auto-Balance technology.
And we all know what that would mean!
Ryan Atkins has been riding one for years
Yeah, he has one of the later models that has a new feature where you can fall at will and make yourself appear to be riding a normal uni. Then others are less likely to figure out that it’s all about the unicycle and not his actual riding ability.
Soooo thats he does it…
Chase
yeah, it’s the only kind I ride. I can’t even actually ride a real unicycle.
i’m not dumb but he made it sound so real
your good gilby
Umm he did…?
hover mode
anti gravity for easy vertical mountain unicycling
Easy to use: When you have a thought about wanting to unicycle (and when don’t you?), the AutoBalance™ unicycle will find you and magically you will be riding away on it at the command of pure thought.
Ride on any terrain: That’s right, now you can ride on any mountain, up and down trees, in the clouds, on the ocean floor, on icebergs, on the moon (vacuum to oxygen converter needed, sold separately), and over bicyclists and unicyclists using outdated technology.
Cruise at any speed: While in hover mode and using the metamorphic wheel diameter and crank arm length, you can cruise at virtually any speed and so far speeds have been clocked at over Mach 2. It’s an experience you’ll never get over.
There are many more dead give aways but… I dont want to reveal the secrets, or mine might be takin away, odnt you remember i let you try mine a while back…
I now hate to admit it but…
When I was just starting to get into unicycling I found that website. I read it several times before I realized it was a joke and not just a extreme advertising campaign of a fast segway type unicycle.
Good job with the pro-look to the site Gilby!
Oh well!