I’m not sure this is directly related to anything, but…
I was having a conversation, where the phrase “everybody puts their pants
on, one leg at a time,” came up. Well, it got me thinking, and after about
four tries, I’d managed to jump into my shorts. I just held them out, in
front of me, jumped up as high as I could, and put them on before I
landed. Though it was only a pair of shorts, it was certainly an
interesting victory. (Should I update my resume?)
Now, I just wonder, if worked on, how long it’d take some of the trials
folks to master putting on a pair of long pants this way
Jeff Lutkus aim: lalalutkus … A procrastinator’s work is never done.
> I was having a conversation, where the phrase "everybody puts their > pants on, one leg at a time," came up. Well, it got me thinking, and > after about four tries, I’d managed to jump into my shorts. I just held > them out, in front of me, jumped up as high as I could, and put them on > before I landed. Though it was only a pair of shorts, it was certainly > an interesting victory. (Should I update my resume?)
Depends on the job. Now you are no longer a part of ‘everybody’. Does this
mean you’re nobody? Or something else?
This sounds great. I have an idea: let’s all learn this and at Unicon next
year, take a photo of as many people as possible simultaneously jumping
into their shorts. We can have a smaller picture with everyone who can do
it with pants too.
—Nathan
“Jeff Lutkus” <lutkus@unicyclist.com> wrote in message news:4213.129.21.147.67.1001646755.squirrel@www.unicyclist.com… > I’m not sure this is directly related to anything, but… > > I was having a conversation, where the phrase "everybody puts their > pants on, one leg at a time," came up. Well, it got me thinking, > and after
about > four tries, I’d managed to jump into my shorts. I just held them out, in > front of me, jumped up as high as I could, and put them on before I > landed. Though it was only a pair of shorts, it was certainly an > interesting victory. (Should I update my resume?) > > Now, I just wonder, if worked on, how long it’d take some of the trials > folks to master putting on a pair of long pants this way > > Jeff Lutkus aim: lalalutkus … A procrastinator’s work is never done.
Now that’s something that would turn a head…a multitude of folks
standing around in their underwear waiting for the signal to jump into
their shorts. Should prove interesting if it happens.
Nathan Hoover wrote: > > This sounds great. I have an idea: let’s all learn this and at Unicon > next year, take a photo of as many people as possible simultaneously > jumping into their shorts. We can have a smaller picture with everyone > who can do it with pants too. > > —Nathan > > “Jeff Lutkus” <lutkus@unicyclist.com> wrote in message > news:4213.129.21.147.67.1001646755.squirrel@www.unicyclist.com… > > I’m not sure this is directly related to anything, but… > > > > I was having a conversation, where the phrase "everybody puts their > > pants on, one leg at a time," came up. Well, it got me thinking, > > and after > about > > four tries, I’d managed to jump into my shorts. I just held them out, > > in front of me, jumped up as high as I could, and put them on before I > > landed. Though it was only a pair of shorts, it was certainly an > > interesting victory. (Should I update my resume?) > > > > Now, I just wonder, if worked on, how long it’d take some of the > > trials folks to master putting on a pair of long pants this way > > > > Jeff Lutkus aim: lalalutkus … A procrastinator’s work is > > never done.
Nathan Hoover <nathan@movaris.com> wrote: > This sounds great. I have an idea: let’s all learn this and at Unicon > next year, take a photo of as many people as possible simultaneously > jumping into their shorts. We can have a smaller picture with everyone > who can do it with pants too.
That would be american pants I take it? Otherwise this will start to look
like the eurocycle nude soocer or the EJC nude unicycle race:-)
