Jes oui une pomme de terre ala poissant. vous ete autobouse de lamour avec reve violet. 
Good try podzol… but I just cant understand what you just wrote
if you want to hear very funny french try “airbusien”
airbus industries in Toulouse south of France flocks people from all other Europe. so they learn french with the local accent and twists (which is already funny for french speakers).
first time I ever heard a native speaker of english trying this kind of french I falled down from my chair laughing! now everybody is used to it.
podzol you’d make me blush! 
You’re totally misreading, Wobbling. She didn’t want to call you the bus of love, she really meant the “auto-bouse” wich might feel less friendly.
…Je déconne, je suis juste jaloux.
Comment ça, déjà 303 articles ? Je vais devoir rattraper ce retard
ah la la… +de 1000 posts sur monocycle.info, une réputation de sérieux et un grand respect de notre communauté ne te suffisent pas? tu ne peux pas laisser une chance à Wobbling Bear et moi, il faut vraiment que l’on reste dans ton ombre?
…hé hé!
Juste parce que tu habite en France est parle trop bon le francais ne pas signifier que tu as besoin d’etre bête:)
is the above from babelfish?
cause its got a few mistakes that are BAD…
Babelfish has caused some of the most violent and bloodiest wars in the history of the universe.
This thread reminds me of an english speaker in my choir trying to memorize The Lords Prayer in French.
He setteled for faking a French accent and rewriting the lyrics.
“Not repair key ‘S’ oh sir
Cur tounge numb …”
As far as I could tell, it ended up sounding not entirely unlike French.
And yes, I know it’s not real French words.
no, I’m just tired and lazy and dont want to do french right now.
cest la vie!
Lessee… I remember french for cut the grass: moe day lown!
i think that the Babelfish fish is dyslexic
aw i remember in my old school getting the bus i hated it too, there’s something about school buses they’re not nice!
Ooh! A french thread…let’s see what I can whip up. I really don’t know much (Year II in High School French ) I also don’t know how to do accents on the keyboard…so bear with me :o Beware for many many mistakes!
Je suis Laura. J’habite dans des Etats Unis. Cette ete je vais aller a France avec ma classe de Francais II. Nous adorons notre class. Madame Kopriva est notre prof.
J’aime des pommes et des pommes de terre. J’ai besoin mange une pomme maintenant! Des pommes sont rouge et verte et tres bonne. Mm! Des pommes de terre sont brunes.
Mon boisson favori est du lait. C’est blanc et froid. J’aime le gateau aussi! Mais chocolat seulement. Au Revoir!
Not that bad Amanda!
J’ai compris tout ce que tu as écrit;)
Is anyone gonna post an audio are you all just gonna keep typing your french texts here?