Rules are:
-You’re allowed to say anything you like
-You must try and say it with a French accent
-You mustn’t know more than 500 words of French
Here’s mine.
I can’t understand your French
qu’est-ce que tu as dit? 
?
Here’s exactly what I say:
Je ne traisarié le párstour raie ne ménchon de’s a nãime wou le se’s gehuon.
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dangit, I’m out. It sucks being fluent.
Try forgetting some… 
You can still post. Just don’t use them all at the same time.
how do I record my voice?
With a microphone and a recording program(like Microsoft Wave Recorder).
yea, I dont have a mic. my brother does, but he would murder me if I use it.
Non, j’ai rien compris et on ne peut pas traduire non plus 
tu es vraiment sure que c’est du francais pas d’espagnol?
euh à part du charabia y’a pas beaucoup de français dans l’extrait audio ivan !
Do you really think that’s French ?
It sounds closer to a throat disease than to a langage.
Hmm, I always thought that French and throat diseases were one and the same.
You all must be upset about the 500 words rule. Fine, I abolish it. You can post now, even if you’re French.
not at all
Oh mudder of gaud. hue have got to be joe king. Dis here is the dumbest tread hi ave hever reed.
But while hi am ear hi will ave a two heg, side by heach, pair of toast and jews of hornge. Old the booter.
I think I know over 500 words…yeah, probably.
Sounds like a mix between French and Australian, or actually just speaking French with an Australian accent.
Salut ! trop nice un thread en francais…
vous etes drole vous avec vos accents
mais je vous aime quand meme
ciao !
you should now learn how to speak french bcp then we could talk in our secret language during comp !
i think i’m out of this competition… but i might do a little voice for you guys anyways… well maybe later…
A+ les mecs bonne nuit, enfin si vous habitez en angletterre le pays ou il fait beaucoup trop froid et ou il pleut tout le temps.
En fait au canada vous utiliser des claviers QWERTY, AZERTY ou meme juste pour faire chier le peuple des DVORAK ?
j’n aime pas le francais porque c’est vrai abboridos
a mixture of french and spanish 
both spelt wrong i used to both at school and pretty much forgot all of both of them and when i try to speak one they both jumble together
thinking aobut his after posting i figured could’ve jut ogne on babelfish and posted french shakspeare or something , dam it