Post funny things here!

[ManiusTerentiusPullus]

Link posts you find funny, or post your own things! I think this is my first off topic non “Last one to” thread.

Here, I’ll start:

Safely learning to ride big giraffe unicycles

Nasa: “We’re sending a giraffe and a unicyclist to the moon!” People: “Pretty random, and wouldn’t the giraffe not fit on the spacecraft?” Unicyclist: “It will fit, and I will give it my seatbelt, and bring a ton of spare parts, and not let it out of my sight, and hold it the entire time.” People: “Spare parts, like prosthetic limbs? And how will you carry it?” Unicyclist: “Giraffes don’t have limbs. And it is easy to carry! Only weighs about 20 pounds!” People: “Of course giraffes have lim…

[Ulkicycling]

Getting bored? Challenge family’s To-Do lists on a unicycle:

Doing chores around the house on a Unicycle *Funny*

[Setonix]

when taking out the trash he rode off a fairly high kerb, though he didn’t film how he got back on and upwards to the backyard. That is cheating.

[ManiusTerentiusPullus]

How is it cheating? He took out the trash on a unicycle. He doesn’t need to show himself going back.

[Ulkicycling]

Be honest, you would ride to your child’s room and delegate the duty

[Canapin]

This is how I imagine the life of anyone here but me

[Setonix]

I can’t idle, I would have ride in circles, like I do with the UW. There isn’t enough space in the rooms and yes @Ulkicycling I would delegate the tasks to the kids. My daughter did the dishes yesterday. The kids are afraid of me and do exactly what I tell them to.

[Ulkicycling]

@Setonix

The kids are afraid of me and do exactly what I tell them to.

You seriously forgot to tell them to build a 54" UW for you? Hey, as this task is in here now, they would build the 54" while riding unicycle! Your dream. Go go go!

[Ulkicycling]

Is inch or cm better?

Now I know why there are so few germans compared to english speaking people. Germans have one centimeter clearance.
On a package of rims:

You know why I ride unicycle as a german?