Dear Sir/Madam,
On Feb 26, 2003, realizing that “UncleIcy” is an anagram of unicycle, I went to register this name for myself. (Not, of course, that I need more than one name, I just wanted this one). Wouldn’t you know it, you had done it just days before. IcyUncle just doesn’t do it.
What are the odds?
Damn you! 
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
sorry!
you could always use “nice lucy”. Another anagram of unicycle!
It is not unknown for people to sell Slashdot accounts, even Seti@Home accounts for cash. Maybe a true measure of the increasing popularity of unicycling is when the first unicyclist.com login is traded for financial gain.
Which raises the question… what purpose did you intend for your trophy name? A fresh start? A separate account for witty anecdotes without tarnishing your good name? Or simply to say “I have this”?
On the internet, reputation is everything, and your reputation revolves around the name you choose to use. Who can tell the consequences of changing names…
<spooky music; funny wavey, wobbly screen thing>
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do…
Phil
Erm. Yes. I blame the lack of food; my dinner is taking ages…
I like the anagram “I, Lucency”. Goodness knows what it means, if anything, but it sounds particularly intellectual.
Phil
Dinner? It’s only noon. 
Silly you, you’ve got your clock set wrong! Here we’re on Universal Standard Time. Are you not in the universe?
Phil
i just grabbed this user name. i wanted to get Unibomber but thats been taken and Unibomber hasnt ever posted so i guess he doesnt have internet access in federal prison 
i’ll take Unisex though,who wouldnt? it fits everybody.
My good name? Wow, I’m touched. Thanks, Phil! 
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
While I enjoy finding new uses for unicycles I will admit there are limits. I don’t think a unicycle is a particularly inconspicuous getaway vehicle…
Phil
and when did i start spewing noise, jjuggle?