OK, Kris, I saw this line today in the mall, but figured you better take it from here…
While standing on the 2nd floor in the mall, I was eyeing the ‘up’ escalator. And it came as a vision. (The things that go through a unicyclist’s mind in a shopping mall
Hop up onto the handrail of the up escalor.
Ride down the handrail till where it flattens out near the bottom
Go into a still stand, and ride the hand rail back up
Shout ‘Alright Sofa!’
Ride back down the rail
Hop off the end with some kind of trick (you’re choice, I’m easy)
That’d be the stuff!