Ping: Harper

Hey Greg, you ever have this happen?

Scientist Has Nagging Feeling He Left Particle Accelerator On
CHICAGO—University of Chicago particle physicist Matthew Sharp drove halfway home before he was struck with the fear that he’d left the Argonne Tandem Linac Accelerator System running Tuesday night. “I think I powered it down after smashing those 9-GeV electrons into 3.1-GeV positrons, but I don’t specifically remember flipping the switch,” Sharp said. “Not only does a nine million volt electrostatic tandem Van de Graaff injector accelerator cost a lot to run; it’s also a pretty serious fire hazard.” Sharp almost turned his car around, but didn’t, because the past three times he’s gone back to check on the accelerator, he’s found it off.

from The Onion

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

Re: Ping: Harper

i kinda got that oniony feeling halway thru… :slight_smile:

Re: Ping: Harper

Hmmm…one of my ol’ stomping grounds. When I first hired on there, there was a room that I was not allowed to enter because I was childless at the time. The “old” man who worked in and through the room evidently didn’t mind the effects, though.

Bruce