Ping Gilby: I should be made omnipotent

ivan · September 23, 2006, 10:58am

I think I should be granted the ability to edit and delete other people’s posts! Could you arrange that? Please!
I promise to use my super-power wisely.

ps. Could you please fix my e-mail? I sent a message to it many times and it still doesn’t work.

irvinegr · September 23, 2006, 2:24pm

no.

BillyTheMountain · September 23, 2006, 7:53pm

The Unatics may just invade Cyprus…

ice_cold_uni6 · September 23, 2006, 7:56pm

i believe this is called, like, you know, an admin. which you are not. sorry.

forrestunifreak · September 23, 2006, 9:13pm

Hey, I vote for ivan!

Goats_On_Unicycles · September 23, 2006, 9:19pm

Whoever votes for Ivan say GIB!!!
Whoever dosen’t, say whatever you weirdos say.
GIB!!!

TheoELind · September 23, 2006, 9:39pm

Dude, July 2006. you’re a NOOB. FUCK OFF and start your own forum if you want total omnipotence. Catboy deserves that position if it exhists at all.

Catboy · September 23, 2006, 9:41pm

Hell yeah!

Danni · September 23, 2006, 9:56pm

what does it matter anyhow? It’s these kind of threads THAT SHOULD GET F***ING DELETED, . Ya 'tard! Ping Gilby to have a serious chat with this doodling.

James_Potter · September 23, 2006, 10:07pm

This thread has so much hate in it.

dan_de_man · September 23, 2006, 10:30pm

GIB

it would be funny if Ivan perma-banned Gilby:D

TheoELind · September 23, 2006, 10:43pm

GET USED TO HATE. This world is based on it. I’m sorry to say so, but it’s true. If you can’t get over the hate in one puny internet thread on a unicycling site, then you will never hack it out in the “real world” where crack smoking bumbs throw rocks at you while you’re practicing your 360 unispin.
No bad feelings, just stop trying to act as a fire-retardant on this site.

Spudman · September 23, 2006, 11:28pm

Thats why I don’t unicycle in front of bums.

Just because a bum is a hater doesn’t mean you have to be.

ivan · September 24, 2006, 12:11am

Thank you for your support and your disapproval, everyone. I totally dig it.

James_Potter · September 24, 2006, 7:33am

That’s not true!! Hate is totally unnecessary, and I will work for peace as long as I live!

Goats_On_Unicycles · September 24, 2006, 7:35am

Amen.

yoopers · September 24, 2006, 8:06am

Evidence enough, some of us just live in different worlds. I like where I’m at.

UniBrier · September 24, 2006, 9:01am

ivan, you’re asking for more power than you intend to exercise. To be omnipotent is associated with unlimited power, usually to the extent of Diety. You really just want to be potent in this case; not omnipotent but adminpotent. I hope this is the only area of your life where you’re feeling impotent.

forrestunifreak · September 24, 2006, 10:43am

And yet he has 4 times the amount of posts you do. Noob!!

ivan · September 24, 2006, 11:02am

Well, that’s mostly from most replys and this and that(the thread).

As for feeling impotent - I don’t. I just wanna be able to edit other people’s posts. I really want to hear what Gilby has to say about this.