my math teacher is retiering this year and im pulling a prank on her, im gonna have powerpoint of a windows error screen that says Windows succesfully uninctaled, restart computer now. if anyone can do this for me it would be great.
thanks a heap
Det-Riot
What does “uninctaled” mean?
oops uninstalled
so you want a BSOD i guess? your screen doesnt exist
I’ll see what I can do…
cool thanks
well instead of a powerpoint try to get onto the teachers computer when they are out of the room and install THIS then start it up (it’s a BSOD prank that looks like the Real BSOD (if you dond’t know what BSOD means it means Blue Screen Of Death, I’m sure you’ve seen it before…) if you can’t install anything just follow the instructions in this article and then watch when they start up Internet explorer
This would be fun for your schools library
cant, school computers wont let things be instaled on them w/o a password.
you don’t have to install anything for the second thing to work…
my school has heavyduty blocking in place, some kids tried that, now you cant access the internet options. i tried it today, thats how i know
that sucks… I have free reign of the schools computers(I am good wih computers so I have teacher passwords because I fix their computers and i have fre reign of the schools network because I am friends with the guy in charge of all the technology stuff and computers t my school I’ll try to put together a prank BSOD for you for a powerpoint.
thanks
Lookie what I found without even doing too much work!!!
pick any of these messages and I can try for it…
A file that big? It might be very useful.But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are
blank.
Windows crashed again. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped
First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies So beautifully.
The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: “My Novel” not found.
ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask way too much.
It doesn’t suck. You, unlike many other little pre-hackers, can be trusted. Schools have learned not to trust everyone. 
But if you’re still interested in messing with Teacher’s computer on or after April 2, you should try my Solitare sabotage. Here are the steps. You can do some or all of these, or add more as you please:
- Open Solitaire and make it look like a game in progress.
- Hit the Print Screen key.
- Open MS Paint (or something better) and maximize the window.
- Paste in your screenshot and save it.
- Set that image as a new wallpaper image.
- Leave MS Paint open to that image. Optionally open several more instances of MS Paint, with the same image.
- On top of that, open Solitaire again.
When the teacher wakes up the computer, a Solitaire game will be there, making it look like he/she is misusing computer time. So close the game. Oops, it’s still there. It won’t close! Further inspection shows it’s another program. Closing that one leads to another instance of Solitaire. Finally the teacher gets down to the desktop and the Solitaire is still there. Why wont’ the last one go away???
If your school’s IT people are smart, there won’t be any Solitaire or other games on the teacher’s computer. Then you might have to substitute a porn image.
Haha, I have a screensaver on my macbook that’s the BSOD.
can you do
"the lies of math have destroyed me’
HAHAHA! yeah I should… but not really…
tghat’s a good one, I tend not to mess too much with my teachers computers unless I’m good friends with them and (which I am with most of them) and even then I only let them freak for a few minutes and then I just let them know it was me and I fix it. they always seem to take it pretty well, I only messed with the school computers really badly in 8th grade (two years ago) when I moved the lo.sys file on all the windows 98 machines in the library the computers ran perfectly fine until they were shut down and someone tried to reboot them the next morning because windows couldn’t find the needed system files. the only reason I did that is beause I wanted to let the IT guy at my middle school know that he shouldn’t have just a single copy of windows to use with ALL the schools computers, because that was illegal, and so I gave him something to do…
sure… I’ll start that now.
yay!
When was the last time you tried that one?
It hasn’t worked in several years at least on XP or 2000. Maybe it still works in 98, though that may have been patched.
If you can manage to create a file with a reserved name like “CON” or “COM1” it can be tricky or difficult to remove. But creating a file with those names is equally difficult in Windows (you need to do it outside of Windows or figure out a hack to do it).