Picture Wars!

Fooby · January 1, 2009, 7:27am

I have an idea for a new thread game, it was in action in the Explosm forums until about a year ago and they tried to remake it, which died too. It is called Picture Wars!

The rules are simple, post a picture of something that beats the previous post’s thing and say how it beats it, you may just put “beats” if you cannot think strait. Eg: hammer crushes skull; jackhammer out-hammers hammer; water shortcurcuits jackhammer; etc. (must post picture, I suppose you could post a vid) and no ultimate things (god; chuck norris; 768; etc). And try to keep the picture within the page widths. I’ll start out:

Wood.

Metal outperforms wood.

sugarloafur · January 1, 2009, 8:02am

Weight yields metal.

Biggestbtc · January 1, 2009, 8:03am

Welding torches own metal

Edit: and large weights.

Triball · January 1, 2009, 8:21am

But beware: if someone posts Chuck Norris, the game is over.

UniBrier · January 1, 2009, 8:36am

Water quenches fire.

dudewithasock · January 1, 2009, 8:37am

Fireman does his thang.

johnfoss · January 1, 2009, 12:22pm

I’m still struggling with the “Metal outperforms wood” part. Each outperforms the other when properly used.

But continue…

chuck_norris · January 1, 2009, 12:41pm

ahem.

don’t make me roundhouse kick this thread to kill it.

game over, tough guy.

1-wheeled-grape · January 1, 2009, 12:43pm

oh dear… what about another chuck norris? would that work?

no wait, then this thread just turns into a picture of chuck norris thread.

AEV_D · January 1, 2009, 12:46pm

nooooo…

chuck norris is beaten by death

chuck_norris · January 1, 2009, 12:48pm

i said game over.

1-wheeled-grape · January 1, 2009, 12:50pm

and I dont care! I will beat Chuck norris!

chuck_norris · January 1, 2009, 12:50pm

chuck norris beats death.

1-wheeled-grape · January 1, 2009, 12:51pm

im not dead yet!

chuck_norris · January 1, 2009, 12:52pm

thats because i havent spoken. I’m using telekenisis.

1-wheeled-grape · January 1, 2009, 12:53pm

im sure that isn’t a real word

maybe you can be beaten by the dictionary? hmm

chuck_norris · January 1, 2009, 12:58pm

i didnt spell it wrong, you just read it wrong.

1-wheeled-grape · January 1, 2009, 1:01pm

no, i don’t read… I just imaging what it might say!

AEV_D · January 1, 2009, 1:04pm

stop “streiting”!!!..or don´t stop…it´s funny to read it
i´m just sure that chuck norris will die => he´s beaten by death

1-wheeled-grape · January 1, 2009, 1:08pm

haha chuck will be beaten!