for those people in Australia and New Zealand there was a segment on Rove Live on this. some of them were pretty funny.
so what are your best and worst pick up lines?
i like this one: “Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world”.
I have lost my number, can i share yours?
Mike
i’m gunna read these off a shirt i made a while ago.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my pants.
So, you’re a girl huh?
Good day for weather.
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival doom 3.
Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Wanna ride my unicycle?
and my personal all time favourite pick up line:
Wow, you’re eyebrows are thick.
edit: oh yeah another one i left out:
Hi, my names Mike Swarbrick
Hey, this is pretty heavy.
“You make my software turn to hardware!”
“You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear”
“I wet my pants… can I get in yours?”
“Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.”
“I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.”
Hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
If you were a booger i’d pick you first
Hey babe, i think im gay, wanna prove me wrong?
hey, tom’s gay dont worry about him, come over here
girl: hell no you hairy freak, im gonna prove him wrong.
you had that one coming.
girl: he’s going out with somebody already, wow, what a freak. hey look a hairy guy!!
ohhh yeah
girl: wheres the guy. all i see is a giant hair ball.
other person: no thats toms girlfriend. look at the thing slightly to the left.
okay let’s stop it there before it gets out of hand. back to pick up lines eh.
i play world of warcraft
yea probably.
i have a 6ft pole, wanna play with it?
guy: did you know that im wearing a magic watch? it tells me special things.
for instance right now, its telling me that you’re not wearing any panties
girl: thats not true.
guy: (checks watch) sorry, its half an hour fast
hahaha, that is so good.
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I’m kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you’re giving me your number because I’m too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other’s friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you’re stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I’m careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That’s just too sad. Think about the children. For God’s sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let’s just keep it sexual, because we both know where it’s going.
Genius!
Rock on!
Edd
that must have taken you a while to type ;o