perspicacity and wit

Out on the Coker today, and I passed two blokes. One commented (to the other, rather than to me) ‘That looks good.’

The other replied, deliberately loud enough for me to hear, ‘Ay, but every time he gets a new one, he wants a bigger one.’

I don’t know if he’s seen me do the same circuit on my 20, 24 and 26, but, he certainly understood the special appeal of the Coker!

I was riding on my 20" (the only one I have I am poor) and I was about to go up onto a curb that curves into a straight away, and someboy honked and yelled " be carefull your’e going to fall over" bein’ all punky, this was amidst the curve. and I just felt like: he he he, I win, it was sooooo cool.