Perefction has its privileges

And if I ever meet anyone who is perfect, I will give them all the privilege they deserve. But until then, people who pretend they are perfect, or perfect enough to judge the faults of others, are going to come under my fire.

The Christian unicyclists thread has caused quite a bit of discussion. I enjoyed reading parts of it, especially the very poignant comments that non-Christians made concerning the faults of Christians. Some people might call it Christian bashing. Consider this post Christian bashing Jethro style.

Many of you have already figured out that I am a Christian pastor. And most of you have probably figured out that I don’t quite fit the mold. That has been an ongoing challenge for me. I became I pastor largely because I felt like the church needed some pastors who didn’t quite fit the mold. There are many who expect me to “act like a pastor,” whatever that means. I have never been able to do it. If the truth be told, I have probably never tried.

I have some pretty strong personal convictions regarding other people’s sin. Namely, I try not to concern myself with other people’s sin until I get a better handle on my own. I do a pretty good job with this, but one area I fall short is in dealing with people who have the sin of hypocrisy.

Take yesterday, for instance. I have one person I associate it, albeit unwillingly, who had he lived during Jesus’ time, would have made a great Pharisee. He loves to hold other people to a standard of perfection which he cannot live up to himself. He loves to make blanket statements of condemnation concerning people who have certain sins. For instance, yesterday he told me that I should not allow people who are divorced to hold positions of leadership in the church. He said that was an abomination. Now I have had conversations like this with him in the past. I have been patient and understanding and tried to show him how His comments were very unlike anything Jesus would say.

But yesterday was the wrong day to say what he said. And I spoke the first words that came to my mouth (if you have read other things I have written, you know how much I love sarcasm). So here is how the conversation went:

Judgmental Guy: Pastor, you shouldn’t allow people who are divorced to have positions of leadership in the church. That is an abomination.

Me: You know, you are 100% correct. I am going to remove every one of them and replace them with homosexuals. Since homosexuals are not allowed to get married, I will never have to worry about them getting divorced.

He stood there for a moment with a blank stare on his face and then left.

I laughed. I probably could have handled it better, but then, I’m not perfect.

You go, girl!

Jethro is a girl? *

    • Sorry, in a different thread I said “you go girl” to a guy and that was the reaction I got. I know, it’s just an expression.

Actually dear, perefction has its letters all jumbled. Perfection has its privileges.

MA

Well now that I’ve spouted my mouth off on your typo, dear, I should also comment on the [I]content[I] of your post, which I found quite inspiring. Sometimes you just have to tell an ignoramus off. You were kinder than I might have been.

But I also agree with your statement about not concerning yourself with the sins of others. I saw a quote once, kind of long, which was attributed to Mother Teresa. I’m not sure if it’s really her’s, but it fits:

People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives; be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people will cheat you; be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; build anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; give the world the best you’ve got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway.

MA

Ma’am, are you even a unicyclist?

But yes, i have to agree with the madam, you were kinder than i would have been, also…

Of course I am dear.

ok, just checking…

that cleared a lot up for me right there…:smiley:

Yes, Miss Ayelery even has a special talent and can stand up while going to the bathroom.

Aha…just as I predicted!
But remember Gilby, having special powers–or as I like to call it perception–to see beyond what most people see also carries with it tremendous responsibility. Outing old ladies for their bathroom habits is quite gauche.

I guess the talent runs in the family.

Of course she can. Nothing new about that now.

Miss Ayelery,

The quite evident rebellion in Jethro’s post demands nothing less than an intentional misspelling of the word perfection. Surely your ageless experience in the classroom has produced this fun little quirk before. Is your mind elsewhere these days not to have seen this little jab at the system? C’mon teach, gear up your game again. We’re counting on you!

Your ever vigilent pupil,
Opie

Inspired, truly inspired.

It reminds me of a retort by Stan Katz, then Drive Show presenter on 702 Talk Radio in Johannesburg.
Being one of the preciously few independant radio stations during the Apartheid years, they used that freedom to launch scathing attacks on the government and their policies. This in turn got them a guaranteed right-wing hate response and political discussions and phone-ins got quite heated quite often.
At one stage an irrate right-wing caller eventually said to Katx that he didn’t take the station seriously because “aren’t you all Jewish there?”
Katz calmly responded “No, but we are all gay.”

Vaguely apropos of this thread is an old bit from The Onion, All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale.

Me: standing ovation

Even though I don’t care much for church, I’d gladly sit in on a sermon of yours!

Priceless. I will find a way to use that.