> Y’all across the pond always seem to put the em-pha’-sis on the wrong
> sy-lab’-ble.
Without wishing to start a discussion likely to end
in blood being spilled (I’m mostly concerned about mine,
you understand), I speak English and you speak American.
These languages are only superficially similar and
comparisons are meaningless. 
Didn’t really follow the stress thingy, Bruce.