Today I was studying up for getting a commercial drivers license (class 4) and had to smile when I got to the section on “sharing the road with snowmobiles”,
Only in Saskatchewan.
Lol! Nice, but i guess its a given for some things, like wintery areas.
Well, here its blizarding out today. It was about 60F outside yestarday, now its blizarding and lightning.
Only in Minnesota…
only in southeastern pennsylvania can u only see 10 feet without a hill in your way 
but the quad riding is great,
and the weather sucks and fall is the only pretty season
only in alaska (except anchorage and fairbanks i think ) do you share the road with horses, dirtbikes, 4-wheelers, snowmachines (snomobiles for you guys), ect
People saying “Ayuhh”
Only in Maine
Front page news report “The ACLU promotes homosexuality and condom use in our schools.”
Only in Stevens County.
I hope…
We have an official sign for a bear crossing. So I guess we have to share the road with bears.
Only in West Milford, NJ.
Crazy people who crash into walls because they are bad at stearing and people wonder if they were actrually some sort of a Kamakaze Watermelon. Movie
Only in Qrrbrbirlbel!
There’s a 16y.o. named Zachary Aaron Wenner…
Only in Chicago:) 
This reminds me of a song by Naked Raygun called Only in America.
but…
While driving out to Shenandoah National Park last summer my friends and I saw a huge gun shop directly across the street from a huge church. Only in America. Joe Marshall was in the DC area that week and was on the camping trip with us and I believe he saw some American stereotypes by driving down south of DC into Virginia. The next best one was when we went to IHOP the next morning and there was an advertisement inside for an omelette stuffed with a full lunch of some kind and the text said “Have your breakfast STUFFED with lunch!”. I believe he bought said omellete and proceeded to eat an American sized breakfast. Once again…only in America
No no no, you’re missing the point. 
What you meant to say was this:
Scrapple on toast…only in Pennsylvania.
Hookers(and their pimps) are legal, polite, and easy to spot in every part of the city. Only in Nevada.
Scott Antoniou rides around doing stupid stuff for fun
only in Rowhedge (oh and sometimes colchester)
you can have snow at the start of the day and be in shorts at the end. Also tornado warnings, and blizard warnings in the same week, sometimes in consecutive days.
only in michigan
Only in Brighton could I ride to a party on a tandem dressed as a chicken while my passenger is dressed as a frog and passers by not bat an eyelid.
Also, only in Brighton could I randomly meet a man who’d wee’d on a friend of mine from back up North and make the connection.
Tut! You’re being taken for a ride - or, more precisely, you’re taking someone else for a ride! 
A tandem doesn’t have a passenger, it has a stoker. A steersman and a stoker. On a well-run tandem, the steersman does all the technical stuff, like pointing it away from cars and walls, and the stoker pedals twice as hard.
I used to be in the Tandem Club, so I know this stuff. 
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I thought the fella/fellette on the front was called a captain.
Only in the West Flat (Prince Albert) can you be dooing an arson investigation practical and see 30-40 used needles in a 100m stretch, talk to some little kids who are playing near by who can tell you where the fire started, that it was started with a lighter which was blue but not how it started.
Can’t wait to get out of this city.
Rural Nova Scotia, crime not only doesn’t pay, it doesn’t make any sense.
Only in Nova Scotia does a guy test drive a new Accura, go to Canadian Tire, make a copy of the key, go back to the lot in the middle of the night, steal the Accura not knowing anything about automatic door locks, run into a deer in a downpour, throw the deer into the front seat and then lock himself out of the vehicle, stereo blaring, windshield wipes going like mad, and then,because he’s tired, climb onto the hood where it is warm, And where the RCMP find him at first light. 
