Onion Libra Horoscope

http://www.theonion.com/onion3828/horoscopes_3828.html

“Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You will suffer contusions, fractures, and a hard slap after your short, poorly planned career as the Unicycling Kissing Bandit.”

Lewis

i’ve allways loved the onion.com
:slight_smile:

The daily probe is good too. (www.dailyprobe.com) both can be a bit crude at times so read at your own risk.

Steve

Thanx for the link Steve!
:sunglasses:

unicyclist wannabee
:slight_smile:

thanx steve!!!
i cant get to the onion from work as someone here deemed it to be ‘undesireble’ content!!
now i can get a weekly fis of satire
thank u!

no prob. just don’t let them catch on.

Steve

Re: Onion Libra Horoscope

Also try:

Thanx Joe :slight_smile:

I’m still rotflm@o!!
:smiley:

uniphiable

Re: Onion Libra Horoscope

Animation wrote:
>
> http://www.theonion.com/onion3828/horoscopes_3828.html
>
> “Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
> You will suffer contusions, fractures, and a hard slap after your short,
> poorly planned career as the Unicycling Kissing Bandit.”
>

I have always loved The Onion as well. Being a Libra myself I’m very
fond of this one…

Jason