Here it is post the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten or tastiest or least tastiest whatever, even cheeseburger would do.
beat this…
Once I ate a cigarette. Someone asked at a party if I wanted a smoke and being a non-smoker I said I’d love one. At first it tasted like weeties then it tasted like arse and made me spew but that could have had something to do with the copius amounts of alcohol I had consumed.
surely someones done better.
Durian.
A lit cigarette.
A live rock crab.
A one pound oyster.
Dry ice.
My weirdest thing that i had is still stuck with a rotten snail in france. Tasted like rubber that was all slimy cause a goat had licked it… imaginative eh?
I ate six pieces of pie yesterday (all from different pies). That’s not really weird, but it was tasty.
om nom nom nom nom nom!!!
Lol, I have done exactly that, on two occasions, cigarette’s are by far the foulest tasting thing I’ve tasted.
I was a tad drunk once, eating a ravioli sandwich, a moth flew by, my mate caught it, and for some reason I opened the sandwich, he put the moth in, then I carried on eating.
tripe stew. (Hate it)
What about the things we don’t know we ate? (it’s a big list)
a crab’s eyeball.
well i think mine is here lol… it was good though!
I’ve eaten durian in a durian restaurant (Singapore). I find it less gross than uni, which I’ve ordered on purpose many times. The one pictured above (in a Tokyo sushi place) was the most visually wild, and the largest order I’ve ever consumed!
Solid? I would consider non-solid to be cheating. I used to drink water with dry ice cubes in it, for an Addams Family-type smokin’ beverage. But I’d not be willing to put something that cold down my throat…
The two grossest things I can remember eating:
I’ve also eaten snake soup, snake meat, and drank snake bile and snake blood (China again).
Yes. It was about a cc or so…bbbbBBBUUURRRRPPPPPP!!!
(EDIT: Please don’t try this without carefully thinking through the consequences. And don’t EVER do it with liquid nitrogen…it expands too quickly.
At the end of a long day of riding on the Uninam tour, we sit down to tuck into our usual 10 course dinner, ravenous with hunger. As usual, our host withholds the description of each course until after dinner.
Several people are commenting on how delicious the mushrooms are in the mushroom soup… but no one ever ordered any mushroom soup. At the end of the meal we learned the “mushrooms” were actually large blood clots. Lucky for me, I didn’t eat mushrooms, so I avoided the soup altogether.
Instead, I dove into the seasoned “beef” strips. They were quite delicious and tender. Of course, they weren’t beef, but ostrich. It’s highly likely someone slipped me some cat or dog over the course of the trip, but I’ll never know.
A friend of mine ingested contact lenses which his girlfriend left in her water glass (her eyes were dry and she didn’t have her lens kit with her). He invoked friendship privileges by grabbing her water without asking, and wound up with her lenses in his gullet.
Cow brains in pastry shells were served at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah. I was about 1/3 of the way through it when my brother gleefully asked me how I was enjoying the brains. As I recall they were fairly bland.
A monkey.
I had received orders for southeast Asia in 1968 and the Air Force sent me to a survival school in Panama. I figured I could last a week without eating - WRONG!!!
One of the other attendees was a Bolivian pilot who managed to catch a monkey. We boiled it and devoured it.
When you’re starving, you get over being squeamish.
Some of these are pretty disgusting. All that i’ve eaten are real chocolate covered insects.
Was there a Part 2 to that story, as in Number 2? In other words, did she get them back? 
Ah, yes. SERE school.
We caught a snowshoe hare. I named him Stu. He lived up to the name quite well.
So yeah: put me down for “raw rabbit eye.” My buddy got the other one. . .
Nothing so exotic as some of you, but I enjoyed the goldfish from a friend’s turtle tank. Yes, I know how dirty turtle tanks can be. It may have had something to do with alcohol, in fact the alcohol may be what saved me from getting really sick!
-M