This seems to be a pretty wholesome discussion board. I wonder, if it’k ok to discuss drugs and unis, and the exerience of the two combined. I’m sure alot of folks here have some pretty entertaining stories…but are they taboo?
Thoughts?
Sofa ->not trying to cause crap
OK to alk?
Don’t ever call us “wholesome” again… if you want to keep your teeth, that is.
And what are you alking about, anyhow?
Haven’t you noticed all the threads about the new addictive menace from England that so many Unicyclists on this forum are enthralled with? Appalling! I mean, over “there”, they’re hooking babies on it before they’re even weaned! If there’s one thing the 60’s taught us, substance abuse is rarely self-arresting…
Oh, sure, everyone says “Just Marmite… and only recreationally… you know, a little on the weekends with friends… I’m not a serious user…” but mark my words! Marmite only leads to the stronger stuff! Like sugar! Myself, I skipped straight past GO to sugar. Can’t get on my Uni now until I’ve done at least 2 bowls of Frosted Flakes.
But, I’ve always found drug stories to be pretty boring.
Well, OK… “Helter Skelter” wasn’t boring, but as far as I’ve ever heard, Charles Manson couldn’t ride a Uni.
Maybe you’re hoping to find the Hunter S. Thompson of Unicycles out there somewhere…
I know when I’m riding with my “green” wheel I always tend to head straight for the nearest Taco Bell.
mmmmmm. Taco bell= free food
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wha???//
free???
do you work there or somethin?
wha???
food???
I find my green wheel doesn’t ride as straight as my two-green-wheeler, that’s for sure. Sure beats riding with a beer buzz though!
hey sofa, isnt that accordnsx’s signature?
oh well, who cares
Well, not free in the sense that you walk in and they just give it to you, but free this way. How much money do you have on you right now?
think a moment
for real
You have a number in mind. That is how much you have. Now, root around in your couch, no, better yet, just go to the drive through. While you are in line, fish around under your seat while ordering a bean burrito. Surely you are enough of a slob to come up with the 88 cents before it is time to pay. If your car is so clean you can’t do this, then you don’t need free food anyway. Now while driving away, how much money is left in your wallet??? Aha!
Taco Bell for free?
And all this time, I thought you were talking about dumpster-diving.
You must be a pretty well-off slob to be able to find enough change for lunch every time you drive through the drive-through. Or do you let the guy who empties the parking meters borrow your car from time to time?
If it only happened to you one time, it’s hardly a basis for an economic formula. Not even enough for a postulate or theorum.
So, Sofa! When are you going to start with the bedtime drug stories?
As it turns out, it’s more fun to talk about Taco-Bell.
OK to alk?
Well, Adam, at least now you have an answer to your question… eh?
OK to alk?
Ah! Just as I suspected! Another spiked-breath poseur! I’ll bet you’ve never even done refined sucrose! Or sniffed an almost empty Right-Guard cannister…
Oh, … BIG DEAL !!! Toying with Sal Monella and Bot Ulism around a Taco Hell Refuse Container! OOOOH! So, give! We all want to hear the exciting low life tales of a fast food freak in the fast lane…
Let’s go unijunkie spit out your stories of “altered state” unicycling. …you son of a b*@!* - how’s that sendhair?
OK to alk about drugs+uni?
Still waitin’ for that two-beaned, hairy teen. Spokiest rim I’ve never seen! See 'im goob in soup tureen. Silly teen!
Mock on!
Where do we go from here?
i snorted kool aid once…
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i snorted kool aid once… ans then i unicycled home.
I was reading a site about sniffing vodka. Obviously it hits your brain a lot faster and you barely need any to get messed up.
hahaha,
thats probably true…but snorting liquids hurts
once when i was 5 i tried to drink apple juice up my nose (dont ask!) and shit, did it hurt…
shortly after i managed to con myself into buying a uni, i decided that learning to freemount before learning to ride was the kewlest idea in the world
the theory being something like, ‘by the time i get up there, i’ll be able to figure the rest out on the fly’
so much for theories
eventually i split up my learning sessions and would climb on in the corner of the garage holding onto an old couch on top of an (old) single bed on one side and an (old) bookcase on the other
from this perch i would then launch into the abbyss
after 5-10 minutes of (decliningly gracefull, unplanned) dismounts
i’d go to the middle of the garage and try the freemount untill i got fed-up and go back to my (abbyssmal) attemps at riding
on X-mas day last year i spent seven hours in that garage
during that period i decided that trying to learn on a green wheel had to be less boring
while drinking beer to stay hidrated and beat the heat i eventually landed a freemount, rode out of the garage and couldn’t quite figure how to do the inch high drop onto the paved driveway, got confused, worried and panicked
rode the length of the driveway the next day
i still harbour dreams of riding thru a drivethru and picking up lunch
i think i should do it on the girraffe, just to get their attention
